He'd Flirt If You're Paying Him

He'd flirt if you're paying him

Mtmtedics find a gun

OMG OMG HEADCANONS ON SG! SWERVE WITH A SG!CON! S/O PLSSSS

this seems like such a cool prompt but I had nO IDEA how to write this apologies if it sucks

also had no idea how to title this does it look like nonsense or does it make sense

For those that don't know, SG stands for shattered glass btw :)

MTMTE SG!Swerve with a SG!Con!S/O

First of all the concept of SG! Swerve is so interesting to me,,, in contrast to his usual self he's a less sociable, bitter, and far more aggressive bot. I think in this AU he struggles to talk, like literally doesn't know how. Also one of the best sharpshooters lolol

and con!s/o...opposites attract sometimes

It's a surprise you somehow got him to talk to you in the first place, he doesn't even talk to the autobots man. You had the patience to talk and talk while being aware he was listening, despite his lack of input or dialogue

that's kinda how your relationship is, really. He's more of a listener. Although, as your relationship progresses he does begin to talk more....only to you tbh

You stop him from being so impulsive, and he protects you with his life. In this AU he may not be the most affectionate or verbal, but love language is probably acts of service? If he knows someone dangerous may spot you two, he always goes out first, blaster in servo and ready to shoot

you've got quite the dangerous conjunx though, with his sharpshooting skills and dedication to you, he'll take down anyone. Other Cons that find out do not approve whatsoever but are too scared to take action :/ same thing with bots of his faction

More about his love language...he tries to help you if you get injured, always stands up for you at all costs, if you mention you don't like someone he WILL pull out his blaster too. Hearing his voice is something kinda special, ask him to just talk and he will. He'll start telling you one of his many stories (which you're probably the first one to hear them) as he caresses your servos. His voice gets especially hushed and soft in these moments

Tumblr's First Ever Babygirl Beatdown

Have YOU ever seen the saddest, wettest, most pathetic man on Earth and refused to refer to them as anything other than "babygirl?" Are you as addicted to these polls as I am? Introducing the BABYGIRL BEATDOWN, where Tumblr chooses competitors for a 32-character bracket to decide who is our ultimate babygirl! Some rules:

Character submitted must be fictional.

Submissions must be through asks to make it easier to ensure nobody submits the same character twice (also because idk how Google Forms works). I will never post the submissions onto this blog.

Please include a picture of said character in the submission.

And that's it!

May the saddest, wettest, and most pathetic man win.

Inspired by @fashiondisastertournament , @baldguy-fight , @girlbosswar , @2023himbotournament , @ultimatepinkgirl , @askeletonwar , @autismswagsummit , @ultimate-poll-tournament , @ultimatepokemontournament , @butler-bracket , @tentacletournament , and @monstershowdowns .

Till All Are Pun ! vol. 1

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pov: you’re a pathetic autobot

saw @losineko ’s Megatron lines and just HAD to color them!!