PSA:(Deadpool And Wolverine Post)

PSA: (Deadpool and Wolverine Post)

I FUCK WITH COWBOY DEADPOOL

OMG OMG HEADCANONS ON SG! SWERVE WITH A SG!CON! S/O PLSSSS

this seems like such a cool prompt but I had nO IDEA how to write this apologies if it sucks

also had no idea how to title this does it look like nonsense or does it make sense

For those that don't know, SG stands for shattered glass btw :)

MTMTE SG!Swerve with a SG!Con!S/O

First of all the concept of SG! Swerve is so interesting to me,,, in contrast to his usual self he's a less sociable, bitter, and far more aggressive bot. I think in this AU he struggles to talk, like literally doesn't know how. Also one of the best sharpshooters lolol

and con!s/o...opposites attract sometimes

It's a surprise you somehow got him to talk to you in the first place, he doesn't even talk to the autobots man. You had the patience to talk and talk while being aware he was listening, despite his lack of input or dialogue

that's kinda how your relationship is, really. He's more of a listener. Although, as your relationship progresses he does begin to talk more....only to you tbh

You stop him from being so impulsive, and he protects you with his life. In this AU he may not be the most affectionate or verbal, but love language is probably acts of service? If he knows someone dangerous may spot you two, he always goes out first, blaster in servo and ready to shoot

you've got quite the dangerous conjunx though, with his sharpshooting skills and dedication to you, he'll take down anyone. Other Cons that find out do not approve whatsoever but are too scared to take action :/ same thing with bots of his faction

More about his love language...he tries to help you if you get injured, always stands up for you at all costs, if you mention you don't like someone he WILL pull out his blaster too. Hearing his voice is something kinda special, ask him to just talk and he will. He'll start telling you one of his many stories (which you're probably the first one to hear them) as he caresses your servos. His voice gets especially hushed and soft in these moments

Best Kept Secret ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ A MANDALORIAN SERIES MASTERLIST

✩ a bodyguard!din x princess!reader ongoing fic ✩

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ

series summary :

Married off to a prince on a planet that you hate? New husband doesn't know you, and doesn't want to know you? New husband gifts you a personal Mandalorian body guard as a wedding present? Mandalorian is a wiseass who won't leave you alone? Lucky you.

do you like kitschy, campy romance novels? if you're reading this, I hope so.

behind the scenes & chapter notes + other extras (spoilers) :

chapters 1-5

chapter 6-15

spotify playlists

ao3 link

✩ chapters containing smut

chapter one : honeymoon

chapter two : silent treatment

✩ chapter three : the smitten paladin

chapter four : sarad'ika

✩ chapter five : lunar interlude : just a man

✩ chapter six : torment

✩ chapter seven : just friends

chapter eight : solar markets

✩ chapter nine : shuk'la rules

✩ chapter ten : lunar interlude : briikase gote'tuur

chapter eleven : he loves me not

chapter twelve : pretend

chapter thirteen : lunar interlude : vercopa

chapter fourteen : condemned

chapter fifteen : two tea parties

chapter sixteen : absolution

chapter seventeen : the apostate’s cabin

chapter eighteen : portrait of a man

✩ chapter nineteen : reverence

✩ chapter twenty : like real people do

✩ chapter twenty one : te mirci't

✩ chapter twenty two : it’s you that i lie with

✩ chapter twenty three : lunar markets

chapter twenty four : (coming soon)

best kept secret will be around 30 chapters in total (potentially a couple longer depending on circumstance) and unreleased chapter titles are subject to change

perceptor big naturals

Actually seeing Across The Spiderverse in its entirety has both enhanced and ruined my ability to appreciate Miguel because on one hand, yes he can be your ultra serious daddy dom who's scary as fuck and grabs you by the chin and says dramatic shit, all on his "you'll never leave me mi amor" shit people like

But ALSO when you watch the movie and see how bitterly sarcastic he is, it's like, if you're telling Miguel he's an evil piece of shit and you'll never love him and hes a despicable monster, he'll just stand there looking directly in your eyes as he sips from his 5th cup of coffee that day and just quips "well, looks like you're stuck with me so i guess that sucks for you" and calls the shock collar/tracking device/daypass that never lets you leave Spider Society HQ "the thingy"

You: --and you're such an evil fucking dickbag, faking remorse over these horrible situations you're forcing people into, you're despicable, I bet canon events aren't even real and you're just doing all of this to make yourself feel good--

Miguel: *humming and nodding and saying 'uh huh' like he's listening just to piss you off but your words dont phase him at all*

You: --and the tostadas you made for dinner last night were so fucking dry--

Miguel, immediately offended: Lyla, activate the thingy

Miguel as he watches you convulse on the floor, casually sipping his coffee: guess we're both having a bad day today, huh? Feel like behaving yourself yet?