Ted! Do They Know You're A Fraud, Ted? Have You Told Them There Wasn't Any Money, And No Great Home On

Ted! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home on the Shore drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!

what if the whole time ollie was just what grew out of malcolm's back after he took the substance

CASSANDRA PETERSON as ELVIRA ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) dir. James Signorelli

Shipping random female characters who never interact. Woobifying female villains. Saying a boy crazy female character is a lesbian with no evidence. Making female characters more pathetic and fail. Taking a minor female character and coming up with a whole personality for them. Writing about women kissing when nobody else will. This is the life of a yuri soldier.

“omg look at that cute bunny”

*violently grabs you by the shoulders*

CINNAMOROLL IS A DOG!!!!!!! HE IS NOT A BUNNY, HE IS A DOG AND HE IS A BOY!!!! STOP CALLING HIM A BUNNY GIRL!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡