This Is Why Dylan Is Punching The Air In All Those Bloopers

This is why Dylan is punching the air in all those bloopers

Thomas: *lights a candle* Thomas: Now bitch, help me fight my demons "proceed to kick and punch the air around him* Minho: What are you doing? Thomas: Witchcraft

😂😂 somebody edit Jake with surprised pikachu

“And that’s how I met your mother”

Gally, running away from a kiss. I might DIE!" Minho howled with laughter, his fist pounding the table.

Newt looked at him distastefully. "What happened after?"

"Nothing! He's just been working on the new space for Frypan. He didn't even eat lunch with the rest of us." Truth be told, lunch had been slightly peaceful with the other builders without Gally around. A healthy amount of teasing took place, courtesy of Peter telling what little he had seen to what felt like every boy in the glade. But none of it was with ill intent, and I shot smartmouth things back at them just as easily.

"Maybe you should talk to him.." Newt suggested wisely, as though I hadn't thought of that.

"What would I even say to him though? Like 'hey Gally, things have been weird since you finger-fucked me in the tool shed-" Minho spit water all over the table when I said that, but I pressed on "and now you've kissed me in the middle of our screaming match. Are you feeling okay?' Cause that will go over well. I don't know what he wants from me."

Newt seemed at a loss for words, his eyes darting slightly back and forth as though trying to process. Minho on the other hand, was recovering from his outburst. He wiped a hand over his mouth, "don't say none of that. Just go in there and suck his dick. That's all you have to do for any guy here to straighten out."

"Shut up Minho. Seriously." I rolled my eyes, unsuccessfully holding back a smile. He would say something like that. That only seemed to encourage him.

"Hey I'm serious. What is he going to say? No F/N, don't put my dick in your mouth, I don't like that. Come ON."

"Somehow, I don't think that's going to solve all our problems."

From Chapter 5 of These Hands Were Made For Building on A03

Ivar: I'm beginning to think... maybe... I did something wrong.

Hvitserk: ...

Ivar: probably not.. but maybe

Thomas Being Fruity Part 2

Aris and Thomas speaking to each other telepathically for the first time while face to face. (Apparently making intense eye contact cause a minute later Thomas said his eyes were watering when he finally broke his gaze with him) Newt: "what's going on? Why are you two looking at each other like you just fell in love!?"

What a weird thing to say lmao

And thomas is just like "he can do it too.""Do what?" Frypal asked "What do you think?" Minho said. "He's a freak like Thomas. They can talk in each other's heads" Newt was glaring at Thomas now . "Serious?"

No way bro wasn't jealous. Newt's thinking what are you saying to him that you can't say in front of us

Honorable mentions for sassy Minho in this scene Minho: "no more of your voodoo klunk while we're around"

You can't tell me that if Lagertha wanted to try pegging Ragnar wouldn't have been into it. He might pretend he didn't like the idea but...