I Wonder, Why Is Goose=geese, But Moosemeese?

I wonder, why is goose=geese, but moose≠meese?

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

HAHAHAHA no.

Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters

I'm so done with school ffs. IT'S STILL THE 1ST FUCKING QUARTER

Is this really what being an adult looks like?

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34