The Average Yankee Politician Yearns For Blood To Consume

The average Yankee politician yearns for blood to consume

Okay content for the next chapter is done. It's going into the editing stage and then I'll have it posted. Thanks for your patience!

Sorry sorry sorry, I know I said the next chapter would be up soon, and it will be. It’s just that I’m starting a new job tomorrow so that’s where my head has been the last few days. It’s almost done, just need to find spare time to finish the details.

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the overwhelming feeling of sadness sometimes when someone treats me with kindness

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”