Tabaxihybrids

tabaxi hybrids

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Me to american animation: I know your stories are great buy why does your animation suck so bad?

American animation: We have to create simplified characters to make the movement faster and more creative and interesting.

Me glancing at Japan: 

Me: k.

Hey what’s up everybody, figure I finally post my Nude Selfie that follows the new Tumblr guidelines.

Aight y'all lemme know what you think of my dick.

Orcs Are Cute

A campaign on sea. My druid became infatuated with the Orcish captain. After sending her letters for months she finally gained the courage to ask the captain out. She bought her a gift and came up to her in her captains quarters. “Why are you giving me this” said the captain. “Oh” casts water breathing “because I’m very gay” She jumped out the window and stayed at the bottom of the ocean for an hour. They ended up getting very drunk, and became an utterly cutely gross couple.