I'm The Guy Who Writes The Books That The Protagonist In Supernatural Horror Movies Frantically Reads

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

it's crazy bc if I were a person in the trc universe and I saw bald ass goth ass scary ass towering eldritch horror ronan lynch without knowing him and someone told me there was a man who had inspired such a devotion in ronan that multiple people called him this persons dog I think the last person in the entire world I would expect to see is something with the look of richard campbell you-know-I-had-to-do-it-to-em gansey iii

whenever theres some wet guy named adam you know that fandom's gonna be crazyyyy like saw or the bible

your honour they wanted to perform cannibalism as an act of love how was i supposed to say no

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