Melian Wanders In And Asks May I Adopt A Nightmare Bitty? I... Have Awful Nightmares And I Want To Give

Melian wanders in and asks “may I adopt a nightmare bitty? I... have awful nightmares and I want to give him a good life.” She smiles hopefully. It looks awful on her face. Like her face wasn’t meant to smile.

*The one at the desk that day is Nagrada the Twister as he watches Melian walk in, listening to her request and seeing the ‘awful’ smile. 

He pauses for a little before giving a nod* 

Nagrada: I think I know exactly who you might be looking for. 

*He slithered from behind the desk from his pool, leading Melian to the Nightmare and Dream room to ‘The Closet’, sliding it open as the inside was filled with Darkness, it was where Nightmares went if they wanted to be alone by themselves or do things Dreams didn’t want to do, a Nightmare Fuel movie playing on the side as other bitties were reading horror novels their brothers wouldn’t be interested, glancing up with their singular cyan eyes to the lamia and the person entering their space, something that would have been frightening to a normal person* 

I know this is weird but...what are all the bitties favorite genre of books?

Not a weird question at all! Like musicals, favorite genres are very subjective to bitties most of the time, it really depends on the individual bitty that you are talking to but there is a slight preference for every type.

Nightmares: Nightmare Fuel with horror that doesn’t let you sleep, also appreciates a subgenre of books with a monstrous character being accepted and/or loved in any capacity.

Dreams: Fantasy stories, they like both types- some where the world is black and white, others where it has shades of grey to make them think. 

Killer: Murder mysteries, they’re very good at sniffing out the killer early, and True Crime books for their detailed death scenes.

Horrors: Unsurprisingly they like Horror Stories that have Body Horror in it, but a large demographic also vouches for Cookbooks with pictures in them to drool over. 

Teeth: Cookbooks without a doubt, though they do love Trap books to emulate and experiment with! 

Murder: Self-Help Books, Slice of Life comics and Artist books all tied. 

Toriel: Books that give out plenty of facts or joke books! History books are also a good choice!

Raggedy: Action Books with plenty of good fight scenes in them or True Stories of people who were abused, they find them fascinating.

Queenies: Romance, it makes them cry a lot but they’re real romantics at heart that just want a happy ending for everyone.

Empress: Horror/Romance, for the Violence, Death Scenes, Passion and Unwavering Loyalty makes it a guilty pleasure for them, War Tactic books are second place. 

Mumchers: Medical Books so they are well prepared to care for their Owners, will pick up whatever her owner likes to read and will expand her preferences from there.

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A fic for the Teeth, Mumcher And Toriel! Everyone is very happy that the bitties settled in so well with the Mumcher being accepted as much as the Toriel with Aristaurs and other children to care about, and The Teeth is definitely entering into his own joining The Coolest Dudes!

Hey guys! I’ve made a nice little story about my three newest adopts meeting the rest of the family!

@dotchi13 is the creator of Toriel, Mumcher, and Teeth, @mythical-adoptions is the creator of Golda and Kiddy, and @glitch-bitch2019 is the creator of Honest and Purble. Oh and @vex-bittys is the creator of Krait and King.

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How would any of your bitties feel going to a home that has more than ten bitties? Or to another adoption center of bitties that their owner has? I doubt the Killer bitties would be good in either environment. Either passive bitty types are the majority of it or aggressive(like Brass’ or Edge’s) type bitties. Thank you!

Wow these are specific and differing situations, alright *Cracks knuckles* 

This is gonna probably be the longest list I will ever do.

Home Environment-

Nightmare: (Passive Bitties) Will be distant unless approached, big crowds are something he would have to acclimate to, and will be more likely to do so if the bitties are sweet and passive. 

Might playfully terrorize them from time to time, but there will be no ill intent unless he is shunned. He’ll be extra aggressive in their stead if anyone outside the large group tries to pick a fight. 

(Aggressive Bitties) Will still acclimate fairly well if treated with respect by the other bitties, will not lash out unless violently provoked, and oh boy if he’s provoked there isn’t much that the other bitties can do to stop him, as he can’t take physical damage, poison doesn’t work on him, and he can make them become insomniacs because he can attack them in their dreams with their worst fears. It’s just best if the Aggressive Bitties don’t bother him or work with him. 

Dreams: (Passive Bitties) Will be a very bright and positive force in the family, presenting himself as a valiant hero, Dreams are extroverted bitties with fighting capabilities paired with an almost outstanding moral compass. He will try to influence the passive and shy bitties to be heros in their own way as well and to explore the world and be more active in it, a large group such as this makes it so the bitties that want to be left alone and not dragged around can be quietly shifted around without the Dream noticing for a while. 

(Aggressive Bitties) A Dream’s view on the world is a little fragmented, so unless an Aggressive bitty attacks him or insults him outright he won’t treat them any different from the Passive Bitties, easily influenced by manipulation unless it is brought to his attention that the Aggressive Bitties don’t have his best interests in mind. If attacked outright he will defend himself, fully capable of ‘Defeating Villains’, though he likely won't fight back, only defensively. 

Killers: (Passive Bitties) You’re correct in assuming this is probably the worst place for a Killer to be, the Passive Bitties would definitely be in danger unless his soul was warped, if warped he would probably behave like a more snarky and violent-minded Sansy bitty. 

(Aggressive Bitties) This really depends. Killers can actually flourish around aggressive bitties, if they are prone to physical violence, as the Aggressive bitties would be far more interesting to a Killer than a cowering Passive Bitty, Aggressive ones like Brassberries and Edges won’t go down without a fight and Killers find that interesting and entertaining. 

If it’s a whole group and they’re strong enough Killer is a good physical outlet for violence so the other bitty can get aggressive feelings they feel out on a receptive bitty and a Killer can actually assault a bitty without anyone getting mad at him. 

Horrors: (Passive Bitties) As soon as he meets the whole group of Passive Bitties he will take the mantle of protector. Not leader, he doesn’t feel himself qualified for the position in any capacity, but he will make sure all the bitties are being fed and kept away from dangers, he’d also be kind of thankful that the group is large enough they can entertain each other as his very dark humor sometimes doesn’t sit well with Passive Types and deep down he’s still a lazy bitty that doesn’t want to be disturbed from his naps. 

(Aggressive Bitties) With a Group as big as ten or more it’s unlikely that all bitties are the concernedly bossy type- bitties who are bossy because of worry or aren’t very serious in their bossiness is the only type of aggressive Horrors are able to handle, anything more extreme than that and he goes a little crazy, and you’ll have lost a couple bitties by the end of the day as Horrors absolutely cannot stand aggressive bitties and if he starts being ordered around or physically threatened he will either run away or try to dust the other bitty, usually he will pick run away, but he will always choose fight if he has a passive bitty to protect. 

Teeth: (Passive Bitties) Very happy with being in a group, will be probably happy his entire life with a large family that accepts him, will frequently hug or hold bitties that allow him to and will initiate bitty piles often, taking account their eating schedules as well, there is not a happier Teeth than one surrounded by a big and affectionate family. 

(Aggressive Bitties) He believes they can change, however his ‘puzzles’ will become more and more dangerous and frequent around the house, he’ll hide in or around them as he’s the only one who knows the weak spots until he gains friends in the aggressive bitties, as bitties like Edges are not completely unreasonable and may even find a good culinary friend in a Teeth. 

Murders: (Passive Bitties) As long as they aren’t Sans-types he will be around them constantly. Not exactly initiating contact himself, but an example might be him drawing a few feet away from bitties who are reading or listening to music, usually finding out their interests and bonding with them without being invasive, will protect them with his life, will blatantly ignore Sans bitties. 

(Aggressive Bitties) If they don’t have his face or a variant of it all he’ll do is dodge whatever aggressive thing they’ll try to sling at him, will probably be more of an annoyance to an aggressive bitty than an actual threat as he also won’t leave them alone, but he will teleport away if anything is thrown at him or they try to pick fights.

Toriels: (Passive Bitties) Will Absolutely become the mom friend/mom of the group, fussing over them and caring for all of them, there won’t be one she wouldn’t hen peck over, will be more tender with the ones that need such treatment and Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie will frequently be a part of the house. 

(Aggressive Bitties) As seen with our Toriel in the shop she just has to worm her way into one of the aggressive bitty’s favor and she’s set to doing the same to the others, after all they are family, and she'll handle such situations to the best of her abilities, it’s not as if Toriel bitties are damsels in distress, they can protect themselves if need be. 

Raggedies: (Passive Bitties) The rougher bitties will be really awkward in a passive environment, but that doesn’t mean they won’t acclimate, will watch over all the members of the House like a hawk, protecting them and making sure that any potentially harmful elements are taken care of. 

(Aggressive Bitties) Will also be very aggressive, will likely look through the group for the one with the best heart and befriend them so they can have each other’s back from the others, antisocial and protective over the chosen partner/friend. 

Queenies: (Passive Bitties) Will be very happy she has such friendly family members, encouraging the shy ones to come visit her in her gardens as a place of love and protection, will frequently give out her flowers to family members as a show of her love for them. 

(Aggressive Bitties) Will stay strong in this situation, after all she was adopted for a reason right? Will try to be accommodating and charming, showing respect to the other bitties and will try to talk out any problems they might have, will physically protect herself as well, but she would prefer to make friends with the aggressive bitties. 

Empresses: (Passive Bitties) Such cute/shy/weak subjects will lead to the Empress being extremely protective and doting on the group even if she wouldn’t show it physically, the bitties would find gifts in their nests/homes from the Empress as she tries to form a nice cohesive unit with all the bitties, only wanting what is best for the group, may try to convince Owner to let her adopt more aggressively protective bitties so she doesn’t have to dirty her claws against threats.

(Aggressive Bitties) If pitted against other aggressive bitties it’s enslave or die. She will promise reasonable bitties such as Edges or Brassberries a high position in the group and respect, and in turn will physically beat down any opposing forces if she has to, the strongest of all Toriel variants she would have to have almost all the aggressive bitties want her dead to fail conquering the group and leading them, even if she has to do it by force.

Mumcher: (Passive Bitties and Aggressive Bitties) It doesn’t matter if you love her or hate her, are introverted or extroverted, Passive or Aggressive, if she becomes a part of the group she isn’t leaving them alone, and the group can’t abandon her if she knows where they live, she will care for all of them even if they grumble or try to hurt her to get her to back up, she’ll die first. 

Adoption Center Environment (It’s not that much different, but I will put down marks of what their best jobs are (Just the best, not the end-all-be-all) and what might change in them in a more impartial environment)- 

Nightmare: Caretaker- Probably sounds unlikely but he will put up with a lot of stuff before he snaps in either situation and a shop Owner should be able to diffuse what irritation he does have before anything bad happens, can handle a lot of stuff with his tentacles, is good for adults and can be for children if trained properly 

Dream: Caretaker- Same as Nightmare but sounding much more likely, he may be better for kids with how much energy he contains and how he can handle aggressive children more than adults. 

Killer: Worst/Last Case Scenario- You know, the bitty you put a muzzle on and contain from being violent until a bad person comes in and starts hassling the other bitties but won’t leave? He’s the one you’ll call on and the person will leave one way or another. Will still be good for getting into fights with aggressive bitties so they can vent. 

Horror: Bodyguard- Best for protecting the other bitties without being too hands-on about everything. Will not fight aggressive bitties in this scenario because they are not permanent residents like he is, and even if they are they’re in a bitty shop, Horror can leave them in their own space when he needs to. 

Teeth: Cook/Babybitty caretaker- Will always be happy to cook for the shop, will have to get used to bigger pots and tools to make sure he feeds everyone, will be absolutely loving to babybitty and will give them lots of affection while numbing their possible fear responses with how scary he looks with how sweet he acts. 

Murder: Bodyguard- Also a not very hands-on thing while still being a part of it all he’ll be best for protecting others while trying to have a handle on his own mental health. 

Toriel: Babybitty Caretaker/Nurse- It’s no surprise she would be best in a Caretaker role making sure that bitties and babybitties are safe, happy and well taken care of, no matter how crabby and aggressive such bittybones might be.

Raggedy: Bodyguard/Mental Health Counselor- With how much she struggles with her own mental health she would likely invest to making bitties get help in a shop, no matter how aggressive they are and will be much more open to the wider group of aggressive bitties as a whole and helping them

Queenie: Caretaker- In shop she will create a sanctuary/garden for those in need and will take good care of those that visit and come under her care, best for cheering up bitties no matter how mean they are and will always try to stay strong. 

Empress: Manager- No surprise that in this environment she would probably like to have greater control of the things the shop gets and is treated with than controlling individual bitties, will make sure that those in her charge are given the best, after all her owner owns the best shop so the shop will get the best she can get. 

Mumcher: Nurse- Obsessive over medical things to make sure the shop is always healthy, she is probably better suited solely to the nursery so she always has a place to gravitate back to and will always force her patients to go through the needed waiting periods to make sure that they are better than they were before any sickness or breakages, will still wander around no matter what and take care of all bitties within her reach.