What Ever That Is Do Be Running Better Than My Laptop

What ever that is do be running better than my laptop

@ramicorn

oh wise one

Where do da baby come from

I'm at a point in life where I'm treated as an elder.

And when people have questions they come to me.

Literally any questions

Politics math astronomy psychology life death whatever. (Most of the time I give a propper answer, but sometimes I just lab shit)

And most of the time it's shit that I thiought people just know by default???

What do you mean you don't know that gravity is 9.81m/s²??

What do you mean you don't know where Chicago is?

How the fuck Dont you know thay mayonnaise is made from eggs ?

Today people came to me asking for advice on what fucking couch to buy. I don't even know who they are?????

And before that people asked me my opinion on why life matters, like whole ass 4 dudes.

It's like I'm some sort of an ancient elder that knows everything. (I also look very fucking old thanks doc)

Little do they know I know enough to know that I don't know shit.

Like what the fuck

I'm 100 mentally oh my fucking god I bong in to retirement home.

Really? I get a spacex ad

Marketing department when making ads for my dash:

Okay so we have this sudoku game with a unique feature that we thi....

PUT A BIG ASS ON THE BACKGROUND

what? How is that gon..

MAKE IT JIGGLE SO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIG JIGGLING ASS

But,,, we're making sudoku

ASS

I actually have more than one mutual

Presenting: Ssagesaurus

Congratulations to @nixii-sabre for whining the wheel of mutuals for January the 20th :333

They will perish in their sleep they should tremble in fear

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