Hes A Slut N He Knows It

hes a slut n he knows it

the ring placement….

‼️ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི

‘’Matt has no personality” she said.

Matt: screams penis in the middle of the woods

bffr sis😭he’s the funniest mf😭

MOTHERR

“i can’t find a pulse from all that bloodshed, crimson clover” oh her mind

STOP THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

omg i decluttered my room & i found a box with a bunch of love confessions back when i was in high school lmao i can’t bring myself to throw them bcos i feel like it’s a big part of my memories 🤕

anw, i lowkey wanna write a matt fic where he’s helping you clean your room and he’s the one who discovered the box and y’all just share a good laugh about the love letters

hahahaha ur man looks like mine..his name is matt sturniolo but like u wouldnt know him 😇

MORNING AFTERRRRRRR 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

THIS 👏

I want the sturniolo police to know that when ppl on twitter, tumblr, and just people in general ask “WHOS THAT GIRL” we’re not jealous fucks were just curious girls.

Like I’m genuinely pisses me off when mfs are like “why do u care it’s none of ur business he don’t want u” like girl I know, I’m delusional but self aware 😭 I am NOT trynna steal that girls man I’m just nosy