You And Me Both

you and me both

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

idk i recommend minding my biz

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style by taylor swift

let the man live girlie..people still love him 😭

fym he doesnt have personality have u even watched their channel. pls tell me this is a prank or a joke bc i cant take u srsly 😭😭😭😭😭

okkk so this might lose me some followers but someone has to say it

i’m so done with matt

like i used to be a matt girl 110% but like i’m just so tired of him now

like i get that he has mental health problems and is shy but in every video and tiktok he’s literally doing nothing. like is it that hard to dance for like 10 seconds for a tiktok? it’s literally his job. and i’m so sick of everyone babying him like he’s a grown ass man and if he doesn’t want to do social media he doesn’t have to.

but like his literal job is be funny and entertaining but he has the personality of cardboard.

anyway i’m a chris girlie now and at least my man had a personality 🤭🤤

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‘’Matt has no personality” she said.

Matt: screams penis in the middle of the woods

bffr sis😭he’s the funniest mf😭

for science purposes 😋