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Yeah, in all seriousness, how do you even begin to handle superchildren.

I mean, if you go and tell Jack or Abigail or Crime or Santa Jalter “hey, pipe down, it’s bedtime, let’s go tuck y’all in bed” and they say “how about no” and then they do the YMCA dance, the polar opposite of bedtime, then bedtime is never. What are you gonna do, pick them up and carry them? You don’t even have a Buster chain, punk, each of them can just defenestrate you should they desire to. Are you going to be forceful? There’s literally nothing you can do other than firmly grasp that L.

That’s why Guda is, effectively, the strongest character in the Nasuverse, bar none: Guda says “It’s bedtime” and you bet your tonsil that those Heroic Spirits are now in their corny PJs and [Tucked The Fuck In A+] ready for Guda to tell them about the Wizard of fucking Oz. Not even the Chaldea System can find a timeline in which someone doesn’t go to bed when Guda says so. They tried to find one and the Director had to remolecularize for 3 seconds to say “STOP IT, YOU’RE OVERLOADING THE SYSTEM” before going back to not being molecules, they almost overloaded the whole system, it was THIS close to becoming a Lostbelt. NO ONE say no to The Master of Masters.

You think that’s just with children? Guda saying “it’s bedtime” is a hard counter to Enuma Elish. That shit STOPS spinning, plain and simple, and that blonde jackass just comes down and accepts his Fate/Stay In Bed. Sometimes he says “NO MONGREL ORDERS ME ARO–” and then immediately shuts up because Guda just makes this face “:/…” and that is a spearhead that cuts deeper than any of the myriad weapons in Gil’s immense vault. He adds an ornate, golden L to his collection that night and then cries himself asleep because his attitude just locked him out of tonight’s chapter of the Wizard of Oz and he really wanted to see what happens next, good job, fool, that’s what you get for challenging something far bigger than yourself.

And Beast’s Lair will hire a deep web hitman for what I’m about to say, but Guda could massacre Arcueid just by telling her that it’s bedtime. What’s she gonna do, make it so it’s not bedtime by tampering with time, reality, and causality itself using a Reality Marble? Yeah, that sounds about right, but that won’t make it not bedtime because it is in Guda’s heart, and that’s the metric that truly matters. She, too, clings tightly to that L, shuts the Sudden Shark off, and wonders about where the yellow brick road will take her today.

And before you ask, no, Shiki can’t kill bedtime, shut up.

It’s bedtime.

This isn’t actually from today, it’s from a couple months ago sitting in my screenshot folder, but we were BSing about Mean Girls IRP and it was a good time

avenger-sakura replied to your post: “Gil being summoned as an archer because of his shitty useless armor…”:

the dude can’t even aim at things. he just throws a bunch of his shit at the enemy til they’re shredded and calls it a day

Shirou in UBW:

With the Fate universe going down this new trend of finding excuses to make its modern characters into servants, I wanted to servant-ify some more Fate characters.  Mostly F/Z masters, though I also did an Olga Marie fusion.  May do more of these – I want to at least complete the F/Z master set.

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Thank you for reminding me that yeah Karna just has pleasing looking body horror going on. That realization comes and goes, normally popping up when a detail about him gets some spot light.

karna’s whole body is so fucked up it’s the best. those spikes on his armour go directly into his arm. why? because he’s here to suffer I guess

also other artists including wada tend to differ but as far as pako is concerned (and pako was his original designer even back in apocrypha) the black “suit” is actually just his skin and he has to wear any actual clothes over it

fucked up AND naked, that’s our karna for you!

Flat and Waver in a nutshell

who is the prettiest fate character GO

Consider the following:

Asvatthaman and Mordred are both knight-classes that act like Berserkers, and if they met it’d basically be this

This artist draws alot of wholesome little gudao comics <3

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this is soooooooooooooooo fucking funny

What do you mean, if I want this fic with a very specific plot to be written exactly the way I want I have to write it myself??

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This will either be a Merlin, Shakespeare or Black Beard fic 😂😂😂😂