Damn, My Condolences, Or Congratulations? Maybe Both.

Damn, my condolences, or congratulations? Maybe both.

Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

Too bad, predictive typing has decided

apartment. i’m at my apartment

squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

And someone to actually help me do those thing pleasee

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social