Jongin: Kyungsoo's Only Been Gone For A Day And I Miss Him So Much Already It's So Painful I'm-

Jongin: Kyungsoo's only been gone for a day and I miss him so much already it's so painful I'm-

Junmyeon, appearing out of nowhere: YOU FOOL

Jongin: wHA-

Junmyeon: YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF PAIN

Jongin: Where did you even come from??

Junmyeon: THE DEPTHS OF SINGLE MOM HELL

Jongin: How did you and Baekhyun meet?

Chanyeol: I was washing my hands in the bathroom and he came to the sink next to me

Chanyeol: He didn't wash his hands, he just cupped them and let water flow into them till it overflowed

Chanyeol: Then he looked me dead in the eye and said 'this water just got out of hand'

Chanyeol: And at that moment, I knew I had found my best friend

Sanghyuk: MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE A

Sanghyuk, whispering so 5Vixx can't hear him: frick

Jaehwan: *busts in through a wall* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Hongbin: *breaks down the door* HYUK HOW COULD YOU

Wonshik: *pops up in the window* WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

Hakyeon: *comes out from under the couch* HAN SANGHYUK WE DO NOT ALLOW SUCH LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Taekwoon: *materializes out of nowhere* GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REFLECT ON YOUR SINS

*Dead*

a deer or a mushroom i’m d yin g

Taehyung: Imagine if worms had legs

Namjoon: Centipedes

photoshoots with jackson ♡ pt. 2