Namjoon: If 'womb' Is Pronounced 'woom' And 'tomb' Is Pronounced 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' Be Pronounced

Namjoon: If 'womb' is pronounced 'woom' and 'tomb' is pronounced 'toom' shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?

Seokjin: Is-

Seokjin: Is that a pun

Jungkook, sipping tea: Oh how the tables have turned

“i was put on this earth to do one thing. luckily i forgot what that thing was so i can do whatever i want”

— wu yifan, probably

Jongin: How did you and Baekhyun meet?

Chanyeol: I was washing my hands in the bathroom and he came to the sink next to me

Chanyeol: He didn't wash his hands, he just cupped them and let water flow into them till it overflowed

Chanyeol: Then he looked me dead in the eye and said 'this water just got out of hand'

Chanyeol: And at that moment, I knew I had found my best friend

Sanghyuk: MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE A

Sanghyuk, whispering so 5Vixx can't hear him: frick

Jaehwan: *busts in through a wall* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Hongbin: *breaks down the door* HYUK HOW COULD YOU

Wonshik: *pops up in the window* WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

Hakyeon: *comes out from under the couch* HAN SANGHYUK WE DO NOT ALLOW SUCH LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Taekwoon: *materializes out of nowhere* GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REFLECT ON YOUR SINS

Seokjin: I lost my sanity, has anyone seen it?

Taehyung: Sanity? What's that?

Jungkook: Is it a type of food?

Namjoon: We're sorry, your sanity is not available at the moment. Please try again later when your children have gotten their shit together.