Dreemurrinthenight - What Do I Put Here?

“Chess? I’ve been around since before humans invented the concept of games, so a game as old as chess would be be in my favour without a doubt. I would advice you to choose again, and pick something you’re familiar with.” Death said as they presented every board and video game ever created.

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects