I Love The Fact That Pikaman Is Back, Like Nature Is Healing

I love the fact that pikaman is back, like nature is healing

It's so funny how kids who were only given the "girl" toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they'd have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They'd have barbie's evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.

Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.

rotating my blorbo in my mind like the cough drop in my mouth, slowly stripping away layer after layer as I let it soothe me, until I reach its very core where it is soft, and I can crush it.

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

*crying on my knees* but... you would love me if I was a fictional character. You would make moodboards, you would make long rambling posts on archetypes, you would make movie parallels with poetry about loneliness, you would reblog posts saying I should kill people, you would check Personalitydatabase to see if our MBTI matches, you would reblog my pictures with a "she's just like me fr" caption, you would have me all over my pinterest *slams the table* WOULDN'T YOU ? LOOK AT ME. WOULDN'T YOU ?