New Fic Just Dropped!

New fic just dropped!

Don't question it too much, suspend your disbelief a little.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43599120

Also, have fun @harlowes-home , it's mostly for you if I'm honest ^^

How to live:

-Be gay

-Be cool

-Be evil

-And be full of spite

Written by the Rubberfishes

If the Rubberfishes drink nothing but rum, how are they not dead??

Like, there's no way they're healthy, all that alcohol would kill them. I feel exceptions would be Sunny (because she seems very prideful tbh), Kurt (he's a cat, milk literally makes him sick so alcohol would be worse) and Skin-Taker. No clue why other than vibes.

But seriously, they must be health disasters.

[SLIGHT BLOOD WARNING‼️‼️‼️]

Some Janice for your soul- and yes I did make a ride the cyclone reference, I’m glad you noticed-

Plot twist: Janice heard it from Calvery or someone other than Milo(/j)

Percy: I would really,, rather not deal with Horace right now,,,

Milo: well that's too bad because here he is

Janice: wait I got this

Janice:

Janice: Fuck!!

Horace:

Horace: e,,excuse me?

Milo, ready to get fought by Poppy: I can explain no seriously I can expl

Do any of y'all know the fridge scene from the new DHMIS??

Because that's exactly how I see Calvery and Percy getting together-

Calvery: I wouldn't mind looking at the ship again. And, maybe, looking at you.

Percy: Really? You like looking at me??

Calvery: Um- Yeah, I suppose I do..

Percy: Well, I like looking at you too.

LIKE, IT'S SO STRANGELY SWEET AND SINCERE, LIKE MY GOD-