Im Sorry, People Have Been Asking For This?!

I’m sorry, people have been asking for this?!

Hey. Serious Issue.

tw: underaged character shipped with adult character

Hey guys! So I've gotten an ask once or twice requesting art relating to it and even tho it's not overbearing I want to nip this in the butt right now:

I WILL NEVER DRAW OR SUPPORT SHIPS OF JANICE OR ANY OTHER CHILD CHARACTER PAIRED WITH AN ADULT EVEN IF SHES AGED UP. DO NOT ASK ME OR TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT AWFUL SHIT.

It's gross and suspicious at best and down right deplorable at worst, and I can't believe I have to say it, but yeah even if she's aged up. To most people that stuff isn't cute, it's deeply uncomfortable, so keep it to yourself and out of mine and others ask boxes please.

good evening fellas and WELCOME TO THE CANDLE COVE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

i decided it would be funny as hell to see who would come out on top as the sexyman of candle cove so im doing a silly little tournament for it

right so because i Am currently taking classes i will not be able to run this like a normal bracket so what im gonna do is that ill do one poll each day basically, just so it’s less chaotic and also because tumblr hates it when i spam tags with posts 😔 round 1 has about….. 12 brackets and will most likely start tomorrow or wednesday probably somewhere around 12-1 pm EST. you’ll have a day to get your votes in :]

BUT ANYWAYS here’s our brackets for round one! the brackets will be randomly generated each round. round one’s brackets are as follows:

nicola vs thade

horace vs henric

boar vs dr mort

manbearpig vs poppy

sariah vs philip 

lilian vs milo

kurt vs red mary 

susan vs conea

earl vs percy

dr heartfelt vs calvery

skintaker vs schot

sunny vs hans 

Dr. Mort mon petit chou-fleur (again)

CW: Blood, (minor) surgery, eye contact, mention of gun violence, mention of disfigurement.

I drew these for fun and practice but liked how they turned out so I'm posting them!

I had this scene idea where Schot gets fed up with him and shoots him in the head (not to kill him or anything. Just to scare him). Although I think he should have MORE damage than this. Like what if Schot pulls out a huge blunderbuss and blows half of Mort's head off? And he's terribly disfigured and needs to sew a new half of a head for himself? Oooooo I'm gonna draw that--

I like the idea of his mouth just being embroidered on and not being able to open (but he'd still be able to talk because magic). I think it might be so creepy that it's distracting, though.

Also, here's the first picture without the color layer to show his bloodstains more clearly:

girls when their favorite character:

round one, bracket one

The Jolly Hounds!

MILO

Name: Milo Davies

Age: 26

Position: Captain

Bio: Milo is Poppy's younger brother and was part of the Laughingstock Crew in its early days. He left to form his own crew when he was a teenager, feeling stifled by Poppy.

Milo is vain and reckless, and he relies on his crewmates more than he'd like to admit. He acts tyrannical, but the crew doesn't take him seriously enough to feel threatened by it.

BLACK CHIN

Name: Evelyn "Black Chin" Black

Age: 30

Position: First mate

Bio: Milo, Black Chin, and Henric used to be buddies. They'd meet up at the pub and talk and fantasize together about forming their own crew. When Milo left the Laughingstock Crew, the three of them formed the Jolly Hounds Crew. (Henric eventually left for reasons I won't get into here.)

Black Chin is the only crew member Milo truly respects. He's more mature and levelheaded (and sober) than Milo and often acts as his voice of reason. He knows that he'd be a better captain than Milo is, but he's content with being first mate.

He HATES his first name. It reminds him of his posh upbringing. Mentioning it would get you a dirty look or a knock from his sword hilt.

KIMOTHY

Name: Kimothy Smith

Age: 33

Position: Gunner and striker

Bio: When he was a small child, Kimothy's parents shipwrecked off the Previously-Abandoned-Now-Inhabited Island and drowned. Kimothy survived and was raised by the PANI Islanders, who taught him his battle skills. The Jolly Hounds visited the PANI Island once, and Kimothy chose to join them, wanting to explore the world.

Kimothy is a jack-of-all-trades with weapons and carries three or four at a time. He's a violent but honorable fighter.

He speaks with a severe mumble and most people can't understand him unless he speaks in short sentences. Roger can understand him just fine, however, and usually acts as his interpreter.

ROGER

Name: Roger Rogerson III

Age: 43

Position: Scout

Bio: Roger once attempted to start a career as a detective. Unfortunately for him, there isn't much demand for detectives in Candle Cove. He resorted to joining the crew because he couldn't make a living and they needed somebody who was actually smart a scout.

He is a skilled (if tragically unappreciated) investigator and uses his skills to do things like find hidden treasure and obtain information from enemy crews.

He has a scope in his left eye socket. It has several moveable lenses (like those things optometrists use) and can function as a magnifying glass or telescope or microscope as need be. He designed and built it himself and had it surgically implanted by Dr. Mort.

STARSON

Name: Starson von Gnock

Age: 22

Position: Navigator

Bio: Starson was born into an aristocratic family that micromanaged his life, controlling everything he did in order to maintain their power in high society and keep up appearances. Knowing how rich his family is, the Jolly Hounds once kidnapped him and held him for ransom. It turned out that he was thrilled to finally be free from his parents, and to have some excitement in his life, and he chose to join the crew instead of return home.

He has a talent for navigation and map-making. He considers his time with the crew as temporary, eventually wanting to begin a career as a cartographer using the knowledge of Candle Cove's topography he's gained while sailing with the crew. He's just waiting for the tension with his family to die down.

BUBBA

Name: Barrabas "Bubba" True

Age: 41

Position: Cook and janitor

Bio: A bored sailor, Bubba accidentally stumbled onto the Jolly Hounds' ship one day, said, "Eh, why not?" and joined them. The crew was happy with this because nobody else knew how to cook or clean.

Bubba is a goofy and easygoing guy. He often seems drunk, but he doesn't drink; that's just how he is.

SARIAH

Name: Sariah Fanshawe

Age: 24

Position: Cabin girl

Bio: Sariah is an upper-class woman who's always been fascinated by the adventurous life of pirates. This is one of the reasons she was attracted to and started dating Milo. One day, she had a falling out with her family, and ran away to live on the ship with Milo and the crew.

Sariah was quite naive when she first joined, and the other crew members thought that she didn't have to guts to be a pirate. This wasn't helped by the fact that Milo coddles her. However, she's learning the ropes.

DANNY

Name: Danny

Age: 4

Position: Ship pet

Bio: The crew found Danny's egg abandoned one day while looking for treasure and decided to care for it until it hatched. Milo disagreed with this, but he was outvoted by everyone else. He eventually warmed up to him and considers him to be his pet.

Danny is a wyvern (he has 2 wings and 2 legs) and only about as big as a macaw. He can't breathe fire, much to Milo's dismay.