It's Like A Horror-Comedy Movie Prompt

It's like a Horror-Comedy movie prompt

Skintaker and Mary get into a fight, but instead of actually trying to hit each other its just Mary ominously speed walking after Skintaker while he screams and throws sand at her.

*slaps roof of Percy* This bad boy can fit so much trauma in him

I think it might just be an agreed-upon thing in the CC fandom that no matter what kind of story you write, Percy suffers a lot.

He’s like Shinji Ikari, but a pirate.

📂 let's hear some if these headcanons out

Percy throws shit at Milo sometimes because Milo throws stuff at him

Sunny would drink alcoholic coffee if she could because how else can she stand Horace?

Sariah is lactose intolerant

Janice is allergic to coconut

Red Mary has skull that she wears sometimes to fuck with people

Percy has the shark facts imo but I see you

Poppy is a himbo and I refuse to hear otherwise.

Obviously, he has his moments and is clearly smart enough for first mate but I can see him seeing Skin-Taker for a second and thinking he's a statue or also thinking Sunny is a man-

I like himbos, okay?

Real footage of Kurt Clawyu/j

Listen to me.

📂 pspsps

>:]

- Skintaker and Janice are the only left handed characters.

- I’ve already mentioned this before somewhere but imma say it again cuz it’s good: Percy has red green color blindness and no one realized until he was the one trying to teach Thade about colors. It was a very frustrating time for the both of them.

- Horace plays the accordion.

- Ms. Laughingstock’s eyes are actually windows and the crew can also see out of them below deck.

- I want. To give Janice. A ukulele.

- The crew picked up some 70s slang from Janice.

- Skintaker sleeps in a coffin. Go on. Tell me I’m wrong. You can’t.

- Poppy let’s Janice braid his hair and he refuses to take them out.

- It’s a running gag that Milo purposefully calls Percy the wrong name and that as he continues to do so throughout the show the names get more and more ridiculous in how wrong they are.

- Horace and Poppy have a very bitter rivalry except Horace is the only one actually invested in it.