Driiedflowers - Feli!! - Tumblr Blog

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

i have GOT to go missing under mysterious circumstances

can’t believe it’s fucking monday i mean what’s next, tuesday? fuck’s sake

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

comfy

Sex line operator: You take off your pants? *sound of dice rolling* in your rush you catch your foot in the leg and trip yourself. You are prone on the floor. I cast Power Word Cum.

i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all

i hope this email finds you in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

it's just so baby horseshoe crab

I am walking here

clifford the big red dog called me a faggot

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

All Pokémon for each type [1/18] ---> GRASS

I can feel the wind on my asscheeks

If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

yeah im dirty minded but in my defense i was groomed as a child to believe this was all i was good for

(via)