Getting To That Point In The Day Where Im Real Tired Of Being A Big Boy And Could Really Use A Cuddle

Getting to that point in the day where I’m real tired of being a big boy and could really use a cuddle from a big brother (and if he slips his cock in for me to warm while I’m snuggled against him it’s neither here nor there)

No, I did not just suddenly get the urge to sit nice and pretty on a mommy’s lap while suckling on her tits, it’s ridiculous that you would even think that-

Cocks are so fucking pretty. They deserve to be worshiped.

Me: I wish someone would just stuff me and use me and-

My brain: bitch shut the fuck up, you haven’t even kissed anyone yet.

Mmmmmmmmm I would literally die to have some massive creature shove their ovipositor covk thing into me and pump me full of eggs-

You guys will never believe this, but I just time travelled three weeks into the future.

I totally didn’t go on a trip to see family only to get sick for nearly two weeks after and am finally okay enough to start posting again. That would be absolutely unbelievable. More so than time travel.