@toksikk [ Mercedes && Michael ]"I Made You Some Fresh Coffee."

@toksikk ― [ mercedes && michael ] "I made you some fresh coffee."

Having been focused on a book, Michael opts to hold up a finger to indicate, hold on a moment. In only a few short seconds, he finishes the passage, marks his progress with a small paper clip, and finally turns his attention to the mug placed in front of him. “ Black, steaming, just a hint of creamer, ” he inspects out loud. So, she remembers. Good to know. “ Thank you. ” There's an awkward pause, like he's contemplating what to say, as thin pale fingers tap at the mug. “ . . . Unusually quiet here today. I can actually read without much interruption. ”

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

dumb things my friends and I have said: 2024!

part two: april - june apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)

"I feel like my body's had a check engine light on since I was 13."

"I'm gonna turn that man into a candle."

"Give me back the hot milkmen."

"My depression is a machine that turns rejection into malfunction."

"HE IS NOT JUST A BALL."

"And maybe he doesn't need to be so depressed all the time if he can do drugs."

"Can't get a woman? Become a commie!"

"Okay, god complex, you can kick back in now."

"WHY HE GOT AN ASS?!"

"Sorry. I had a moment of unclarity."

"Maybe the real friends were the delusions we had along the way."

"That French toast kicked my ass. I never thought I would lose a fight to a Frenchman."

"This is great. I'm covered in rice."

"What I'd do to go down on a bag of chips right now..."

"Fuck you, eat your pizza bone-in."

"Why were you cooking mac and cheese shirtless."

"THIS LAND IS FULL COCAINE."

"Cold. Nocturnal. Will bite you. I am a vampire."

"IF YOU LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE, I'M SENDING AN EMAIL."

"You live in the living room. You dead in the deading room."

"How do you ACCIDENTALLY learn a little too much about lobotomies?"

"What if the anesthesiologist took some of my spinal fluid and tasted it?"

"Who the fuck cares about the law? I brought you to a fucking dimension."

"My fuckin balls are full of bugs."

"Sorry, did you just quote TED BUNDY?"

"Send him to the cuck tent. Send him to the tent of cuckoldry."

"Life is a soap opera and I am nothing more than an observer."

"Am I horny, or do I just really have to piss?"

"I feel like a broom."

"They really want the kids to grow up and do the lord's work... pound fireball shots until they barf."

"You are whatever slur I call you."

"When my hair is wet, THEN you can yell at me. It's MY autism, okay?"

"Hey, can I manhandle your tits real quick?"

"Woke up goated with the sauce this morning. If goated was mildly hungover, and the sauce was ColourPop Disco Lady glitter."

ok i'll bite. *just starts fucking biting you*

Are you ever going back to your HH blogs?

maybe? none of my hellaverse muses have been particularly loud as of late unfortunately :( i definitely wanna write in the hellaverse, i just don't have muse for any of the hellaverse muses i have

Ummmm I’m sensitive