Me Watching My Own Snapchat Story: She Is So Damn Funny I Love Her

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

Obviously, Number Five cleared things up with the Commission. You think they let that little shit off so easy? It doesn't make any sense. Sure it does. He's a legend.

Number Five + reactions when he is dehumanised by the Commission

[ID: Ten-piece-gifset of five instances where Five is dehumanised by Commission agents throughout Season 1 of the Umbrella Academy. The Commission agents talk over his personhood to his face, often with casual smiles and compliments. Five's reaction to this treatment evolves from confusion over concealed anger and open rage to exasperation. Detailed ID in alt. End ID.]

Now, officially, everyone has a faceclaim or alternate faceclaim I can use for aesthetics and such. It’s taken time to find the perfect ones for each of them since I tried to match game models or had to really figure out the look in my head. BUT I have finally done it. Here is a quick rundown of everyone:

Jordi Chin - Donnie Yen

(Specifically this one look from one movie he did, Chasing the Dragon)

Dusan Nemec - Nitin Chauhan

Zenyatta, human alt -  Will Devaughn

Five -  Aidan Gallagher 

Elias Bouchard / Jonah Magnus - George Young / Emun Elliott

Emun specifically the look from The Paradise

Josh - Parker Sawyers

Oliver Banks - Nicholas Pinnock

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.” from Martin 🤲🏻 (idk season 3 vibes where he's gearing up to throw his lot in with Elias instead of Peter to keep Jon safe? Or something else if it ~speaks to you~!)

"I don't know what could possibly be more rational, Martin," Elias simply shrugged, barely looking up from what he was writing since Martin walked in. He knew why he was here, there was no reason to look too hard at him. Martin was easy in that regard, and clearly wears his heart on his sleeve. He's worried about Jon, the only one who is if he's being honest. Tim made it clear he couldn't care any less and Melanie just did her own thing anyway. The only thing that mattered was that Jon continued his work, same goes for all of them.

Clicking the pen closed and setting it down, Elias took his reading glasses off and folded his hands together, meeting Martin's eyes with a soft sigh, "There is nothing I could do for Jon. The only thing that you can do is return to your work and let him continue his. It is that simple. If you don't like it, well..." The hint of a little smile started to perk on his lips as he took a breath, "You could file an official complaint, I suppose."

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Drop. Your. Sword.”

“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”

“I am not left handed.”

“As you wish.”

“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”

“Have fun storming the castle.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy?”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“You killed my love.”

“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”

“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”

“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”

“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”

“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”

“Is this a kissing book?”

“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”

“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

“There will be blood tonight!”

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”

“You can die too for all I care!”

“So I’m here till I die?”

“I can cope with torture.”

“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”

“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”

“I will never love again.”

“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”

“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”

“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”

“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”

“Stop saying that!”