Thinking About What Jude Said In Mag89 About Eye Avatars Having Itchy Eyes And Cannot Stop Picturing

thinking about what jude said in mag89 about eye avatars having itchy eyes and cannot stop picturing elias sitting alone in his office and rubbing his eyes furiously 

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

First meeting sentence starters

1. “Hi. I’m _______, your new _______.” 

2. “Oh! Sorry. I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.” 

3. “Hey, could you help me? I’m lost.” 

4. “Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my ______?” 

5. “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m going to call an ambulance.” 

6. “Mind if I sit here? All the other seats are taken.”

7. “Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar.” 

8. “I’ve never seen you around here before. What’s your name?” 

9. “You. You! You’re that jerk who pushed me into a garbage can as you ran past yesterday!” 

10. “Do you always meet new people by literally running into them?” 

11. “Hi. This line doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, so I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m ______. Nice to meet you.” 

12. “Here, let me help you with that.” 

13. “Oh! Sorry. I didn’t realize there was already someone in here.” 

14. “Are you here for ______ too?”  

Cultist is my favorite skin and I truly adore this recolor, I don't even care 😍😍

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

#mood