Mayuzumi: Generation Of Miracles? More Like Generation Of Weirdos.

Mayuzumi: Generation of Miracles? More like Generation of Weirdos.

Nijimura: Generation of Miracles? More like Generation of Homos.

Kaeya: Hey Klee,

Klee: Yes, big brother Kaeya?

Kaeya:Life is like a bomb. It takes a lot of things to make, but it takes only one tiny step for it to be lost. That's why, you need to be careful. Understood?

Klee: I...understand.

Kaeya: Good. Now, let's go check up on Albedo.

Klee: Yey!!

(I headcanon that Teiko students are from well-off or wealthy backgrounds because Teiko is F A N C Y. Also, redeemed Haizaki.)

Kagami: So, all of you and your family are rich?

Kuroko: Yes, Kagami-kun.

Kagami: *looks at Haizaki* and you're working how many jobs?

Haizaki: Two.

Kagami: And you?

Kise: I work as a model.

Kagami: You?

Kuroko: I part-time in the library.

Nijimura: I work three jobs.

GoM: Nijimura-senpai!?!?

Kagami: Who the fu—

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Kagami: Okay, but, like, why?

Nijimura: We're all mentally unstable and need money for medication, that shit expensive.

Akashi: Does not work, unfortunately.

Midorima: What a waste, nanodayo.

Aomine: Who wants to drink meds, anyway.

Momoi: Dai-chan! You need medication.

Atsushi: I don't think that'll help his missing braincells or any of our health...

Kise: I think we gained immunity.

Nijimura: I need those medication to deal with life, dammit.

Kuroko: We all do.

Haizaki: I don't think we gained immunity. I think we're just that bad...

GoM(Momoi + Nijimura + Haizaki): . . .

Nah.

Kagami: What the fuck you mean "nah?" Yes. Yes, you are.

Murasakibara: I want ice cream...

Himuro: You can't. You have a cough.

Murasakibara: *pouts* So mean, Muro-chin.

Himuro: *closes his eyes and sighs*

Murasakibara: *eating ice cream*

Himuro: *opens his eyes* Where the fu—