No The New Theme Is Swag Actually

no the new theme is swag actually

YAY

Question: have you ever listened to the paper chase? They’re a rock band that has the vibes of indie horror

No actually but I’ll go check them out sometime!!

-be me

-rlly want to eat some eggs

-doesn’t know how to cook eggs

-has no eggs

-can’t even eat eggs because of sensory issues

-god fucking dammit

stop making "callout songs" for your petty friend drama for tiktok fame. stop posting your child's trauma for engagement. stop taping strangers for likes. stop putting stories of other people's betrayals and pain that you overheard in public on tiktok as "storytime" and throwing as many identifying details in as you can to make it the world's business. stop making the world into the truman show. fucking hell!

Sigh.. another unrealistic body standard for gays…