(Y/n): Change Is Inedible.

(Y/n): Change is inedible.

Sebastian : Don't you mean inevitable?

(Y/n), spitting out coins: No, I did not.

(Y/n): Sebastian and I don’t use pet names.

Ciel : I see. Hey, what do bees make?

(Y/n): Honey?

Sebastian : Yes, dear?

(Y/n):

Ciel : Don't ever lie to my face again.

(Y/n): Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Sebastian : You mean literally or figuratively?

(Y/n): Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

*(Y/n) and Sebastian are doing something absurdly dangerous*

(Y/n): I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

(Y/n): God, give me patience.

Sebastian : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

(Y/n): If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

(Y/n): What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sebastian : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

(Y/n): Death is a social construct.