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eatmydustbruh
5 years ago

Pillow (M)

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pairing: jungkook x f, reader

genre: smut/fluff?

wc: 1.6k

warnings: cursing, petnames, mentions of phone sex/video call sex?, jk dry humps his pillow, shy!kook, mutual masturbation, mentions of choking, creampies, oral sex, fingering, marking (scratching and hickeys)

date: June 5, 2020

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5 years ago

Rise A Dragon (Part One) | 18+

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summary: You’re pulled from the 21st Century into a world where you are royalty. Long gone are the days of working odd jobs to make ends meet or meeting last minute homework deadlines. Hidden away from the grasp of scheming Kings and lurking dangers, you are forced to return home to fullfil your duty as a Princess— marrying a Prince. On top of that, you have to learn the ways of the world you were born in, where magic holds claim to the Four Empires of Wakusei.

pairing: Yoongi x reader

genre: mini-series, major angst, fantasy au, arranged marriage au, bending arts au, royalty au, shapeshifter au, magic au, prophecy au

main characters: dragon rider/fire bending/prince!Yoongi x elf/water bending/princess!reader

side characters: elf/water bending//king!Seokjin, elf/water/bending/princes!maknae line, mage!Hoseok, and mage!Namjoon

word count: 4.7k

part: One | Masterlist

disclaimer: part one has depictions of war, immense fires, violence, blood, side character deaths (more than one), and an injury of a baby Yoongi, someone gets burned alive, a lot of murders, and time jumps.

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           Part One: THE FOX WAR 

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eatmydustbruh
5 years ago

Tonight | Min Yoongi III {M}

contains: historical au, exhibitionism, brief mention of battle/death

tonight, the doors to the royal chambers fly open with a furious slam as you sink your wet heat onto your king, taking all of him in a single, ambitious stroke. the dark eyes that behold you are coolly intense as he flings aside the dyed silk that preserved the last of your modesty. but your hips stutter down to stillness when two court advisors stumble inside, poorly averting their gazes.

“please forgive our intrusion, but–”

“did i tell you to stop?” his stare bores into you regardless of the men; the pressure from the spread hand on your thigh tightens in silent command to move. to fuck.

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5 years ago

love bites | k.n.j

Love Bites | K.n.j

⇢ pairing(s): vampire!kim namjoon x reader.

⇢ word count: 1.3K.

⇢ rating: 15+.

⇢ genre: fluff, slice of life!au, established couple!au, vampire!au.

⇢ summary: in a tiny hotel room, the night before your sister’s wedding, and namjoon is having a tough time resisting you—his teasing little human girlfriend.

 ⇢ warning(s): please read! mentions of blood, blood lust, fangs, mentions of sex, light mentions of divorce, tooth rotting fluff.

⇢ author’s note(s): happy valentines day everyone!! remember how joon said in that one v-live that we’re basically his lovers, well on this special day, I present to you… your vampire boyfriend joonie!! I hope you enjoy sweet babies, now don’t mind my drowning myself in lindt chocolate.

Love Bites | K.n.j

“joonie, if you want to bite me—just say so,”

your soft voice filtered through the thick air filling the room and namjoon had to force himself not to look up, knowing that he’ll give into you if he does. it wouldn’t take an idiot to know that you were pouting at him from across the room, the thought had the vampire squirming in his seat. thoughts of him nipping ever so slightly at the soft, plushness of your lips just enough to draw blood— swirled in his mind, putting him on edge.

of course he wanted to bite you, he always did, but today he needed a little more self control than usual.

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5 years ago

underground king; m

⤡ Eventually you came to the realization that, if Namjoon was the king of the underground, you were as close as he would ever get to a queen.

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✓ Couple: Namjoon x Reader | Boxer!AU and Gang!AU

✓ Filed under: smut, minor angst

✓ Look out for: violence, light daddy kink

✓ Words: 13,411

Author’s Note: guess who’s back, back again… guess who just edited this fic into the seven heavens and added about 6k more? das right

Underground King; M

“Come on, (y/n), you won’t regret it!”

Hovering like a feather over your head, Yoongi’s proposal gradually fell into your consciousness. Quicker than you expected, the shadow of a frown was casted over your features and you found yourself rolling your eyes at his words, frustrated at his mindless insistence — what was that? The seventh or eighth attempt at convincing you throughout the last hour? Your patience was running thin.

Falling from in between your lips like poison, the bitterness of your response was enough for his mocking smile to wilther into seriousness, “How many times do I have to tell you?” you asked him, folding a particular shirt with more brutality than humanly necessary. The laundry room was already claustrophobic as it was, you did not need your friend pushing you against a corner and miserably failing to reach his goal.  “I don’t want to get involved in your illicit practices, Yoongi.”

An ironical chuckle exploded on his lips as your answer found him, his sentence already hanging at the tip of his roseate tongue, “Do you prefer to spend your sad Friday night being alone in your sad, lonely house?” he questioned, sarcastic. You nodded instantaneously, making him look you up and down — underneath the cool, flickering luminescence of the laundry room, his hesitant eyes scrutinized your rash, stubborn expression with care. “Folding clothes? Really?”

Your confirmation came as you folded the last piece of clothing — an orange shirt you swore you had thrown out already — and placed it on the large basket by your side, “Really,” you told him, picking the object up and walking towards the open door. You could no longer endure neither the smell of lavender detergent, nor the irritating irony from your companion’s part. Yoongi was your best friend, fair enough, but it was at times like those that you regretted one day giving him the keys to your small apartment. “Why do you care, anyways?”

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eatmydustbruh
5 years ago

to tame a fox ⤑ knj | m.

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⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 finished with your thesis, and boredom overtaking you, you attempt to summon your boyfriend home. by sending him nudes. while he’s at a party. suffice to say, namjoon isn’t impressed. 〞college au. established relationship au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: bad boy!namjoon x reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: fluff ⋆ smut ⋆ pwp

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 38.7k 🤡

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: namjoon has TATTOOS (sleeves, neck, tiddies and a thigh) and PIERCINGS (tongue, nipples wink wonk, 2 dick piercings because that’s how it be), hard dom!Namjoon, big cock!Namjoon, bratty sub!Reader, slight possessive!reader, slight possessive!namjoon, heavy BDSM themes, sexting - kinda, sending of nudes, female masturbation, filming of sexual acts - i.e. she sends him a video of her masturbating, daddy kink, orgasm control, dirty talk, thigh spanking, fox pet play, degradation, power play, humiliation, praise, use of collars/collaring, leashing (aka she has a leash), spanking, wet and messy sex, punishment, use of sex toys, choking, anal play, teasing, Namjoon does a little striptease, mirror sex, male masturbation, breast play, nipple play, cum smearing, exhibitionism, voyeurism, begging, edging, orgasm denial, ruined orgasm, cumshot, forced orgasm, handcuffing, bondage, fingering, finger sucking, double penetration, riding, cum licking/swallowing, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, spitting, manhandling, impact play: riding crop, use of bondage tape, tit spanking, pussy spanking, clit spanking, pain kink, clit/pussy torture, nipple torture, brat taming, mild sadism, lots of masochism, marking, bruising, crying, object insertion (he teases her with the hilt of the crop), pussy eating, ass eating, anal fingering, biting, body worship, namtiddie worship (thats right we’re finally worshiping Namjoon’s glorious tiddies), size kink, cock worship, slight oral fixation, handjob, blowjob, face fucking, throat fucking, throat bulge, breath play, hair pulling, gagging (on cock), face slapping (with a dick), lots of spit and cum, cum swallowing, cum feeding, doggy style, once again joon has a HUGE cock, unprotected sex, cockwarming, belly bulge, rough sex, slight objectification kink (talks of being used as a cocksleeve), deep dicking, anal fingering, protected sex, anal sex, impregnation kink, squirting, creampie, cum inflation, cum play, reader yeets to subspace, lots of praise and aftercare

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: i have nothing 2 say after that tag list. thank u, next

⏤ thank you to @peekaboongi​, @holyfluffly​, @jeonsfilter​ and @strawbxxymilk​ for beta reading and the wonderful @shadowsremedy​ for editing. honorary tags @floralseokjin​ because without you to scream at, i would never have finished this monsterous beast,,, also @njssi​​ who kept goading me that it would be 40k like the evil witch she is,,, and of course @minstrivia​​ because i wrote the cum inflation scene specifically for you 🥺✌🏼

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The intense sound of typing fills your bedroom - the clicking and clacking of the keys on your keyboard echoing throughout the empty room. It’s so loud, in fact, that it practically drowns out the soft music streaming from your Bluetooth speakers. Not that you realise. No, your focus is on one thing, and one thing only: completing your thesis. Furiously, your fingers move across your keyboard, your stare honed in on the harsh white screen of your laptop. You’re incredibly close to finishing the paper - so close, you can practically taste the end.

It only takes you a few more moments, however, before you’re pulling away and letting out a scream of triumph. “Yes! Fucking yes!” you cheer as you pump your fists into the air victoriously. 100 pages. You’d just completed 100 pages of your PhD thesis - and you’re pretty sure your fingers are about to fall off. Especially since you’ve been typing for the last six hours. However, after long, long, months, you’re finally done. Instantly, the tension in your shoulders dissipates and you find your body slumping in your chair. 

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5 years ago

|AFTER HOURS| M|

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Pairing: Namjoon X OC 

About-  Your husband and business partner finds you up way past acceptable work hours for the 3rd night in a row! So, daddy has to step in and remind you that’s not something we do in this household. You come before work, in every sense of the phrase!

OR- Namjoon and yourself run a successful Adult Film Entertainment Company called “Onyx” with your 5 best friends from college who you also happen to be in a open relationship with! Your in desperate need of a 2nd videographer/editor! So here you are, up at 1 AM scrolling through resumes because your that boss that hates to overwork her employess so she overworks herself!

Warnings:Daddy kink, Dom Namjoon, switch OC (More of a sassy/bratty sub)Top OC, Oral (F recieving) Light ass play, (Rimming), Dirty talk, Breath play, Spanking(Pain kink),Hair pulling, unprotected sex, light cum play, VERY LIGHT degration (He calls her a “little bitch” once but it’s playful still noting in case it offends ppl)The end hints at a threesum……with a certain redhead 

Tae is their sassy exec.assistant and makes a cheeky little appearance at the end.

Jonnie baby is tatted…LORDT

There a fun freaky little couple…

WC:6k

NOTE- This is kinda old and  was set to be part 1 of an OT7 AU called “7 DEEP” 

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“Really?” Goddamn, leave it to Namjoon to make one word sound just as sexy as it was intimidating! 

You heard the footsteps fuck you did, you just opted to ignore them and hope maybe he’d just, I don’t know leave? Maybe he was just doing a wellness check? But, if that’s the case, as your tired, unfocused, half-lidded gaze caught the bottom right of your laptop screen, which was glaring back at you something vicious! You realize that you’ve royally fucked up, and its a cute little 2 am right now! So no, he’s not going any damn were, anytime soon….

“Baby” The word left his lips just as much disappointment as it did allure which is a hell of a combination I know, I know, but in all honesty, it fits the mood. You caught his visual briefly through the mirror mounted against the wall and fuck, your man is fine as all hell! Frame resting casually against the entryway, arms folded firm across the smooth chiseled planes of his caramelized tattooed chest. Oversized cat-eye glasses perched on top of that cute little button nose of his, A pair of loosely fitted sweats sitting low against his v-lines, the thin grey fabric left nothing to the imagination as he’d clearly opted against boxers tonight. Shoulders and arms flexing effortlessly due to his current position which screams nothing but “Your ass is in trouble”. Which I mean, your kinda here for…kinda not….

Only offering a low hum in response as you continued scrolling through mounds resumes and video reels that were currently clogging up the admin email that was typically reserved for Taehyung. And that’s when you hear his feet shuffle closer, and closer until there’s a heavy yet comforting weight pressing against your back. The temperature around you shifting, as he leans down, arms braced on the table on either side of your frame. His long, beautiful, veiny fingers pattering idly against the glass, showcasing an array of rings, one of them being his Cartier wedding band as his lips nuzzling into your neck. Nosing up and down your skin slowly, almost teasingly, just breathing you in until your shifting back against him, a strong chill running down your spine. 

“We talked about this…” Voice low, seductive, yet stern and still clearly a little disappointed…nipping at your neck, not hard enough to leave a mark but just enough to make a point. Forcing yourself not to lean back into his touch no matter how bad you wanted to beg for more than just him grazing his teeth along your skin! You needed him to bite, hard, and he already knows it too, how much you get off on being marked..and that’s exactly why he’s not doing it…The little shit! 

“I know but -” Namjoon reaches up to slam your laptop shut, sliding it and the stack of papers to the opposite end of your dining room table, that you’ve managed to convert to a makeshift office. 

“We talked. About this” Simply parroting the words again, just slower this time as if to say you clearly must not have heard him correctly initially.

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5 years ago

BLACK LIVES MATTER - RAISE AWARENESS

On May 25, 2020, George Floyd was slowly and mercilessly killed by 4 Minneapolis police officers while being videotaped by concerned citizens begging them to stop. Floyd was surrounded and brutally dealt with by the police as Derek Chauvin’s knee pinned down his throat. Floyd kept screaming “I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!” but they didn’t listen. He then became unresponsive but was continually choked until his nose began to bleed, and his lifeless body was shoved into a stretcher and into the back of an ambulance.

The officers involved have been fired and the FBI has been called to investigate. But we must do our part to ensure that George Floyd receives the justice he deserves. Please sign these petitions addressed to the FBI, The President, The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, The Minneapolis Police Department, & DA Mike Freeman. An email on your behalf will be sent to all of the above. The lawyer representing Floyd’s family, civil rights attorney Ben Crump, urges us to call DA Mike Freeman (612-348-5550) and tell him to arrest and charge these officers for the Murder of George Floyd, I encourage you to do so.

SIGN THESE PETITIONS:

https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd

https://www.change.org/p/change-org-the-minneapolis-police-officers-to-be-charged-for-murder-after-killing-innocent-black-man

https://www.change.org/p/department-of-justice-mandatory-life-sentence-for-police-brutality

https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd-2

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/justiceforfloyd-demand-the-police-officers-who-killed-george-floyd-are-fired

https://go.theactionpac.com/sign/justice-for-george-floyd?akid=s126290..-x2Vhw

https://go.theactionpac.com/sign/stand-with-breonna?akid=s170063..jxQ_ei

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE INTERNATIONALLY: if you cannot sign without american postal codes, feel free to use these:

90015 - Los Angeles, California 10001 - New York City, New York 75001 - Dallas, Texas

DONATE TO GEORGE FLOYD’S FAMILY:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

TEXT “FLOYD” TO 55156!

TEXT “JUSTICE” TO 668366!

If you want to be educated and informed more, refer to the official page for #BlackLivesMatter:

https://blacklivesmatter.com/

eatmydustbruh
5 years ago

Come (M)

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pairing: jungkook x f. reader

genre: smut

wc: 627

warnings: cursing, fingering (f. receiving), squirting, marking 

a/n: couldn’t resist after finally seeing him in a short sleeve shirt!

date: May 3, 2020

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5 years ago

the millionaire and his lover | jjk

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⇒ summary: over the course of your lifelong friendship with jungkook, you can’t say that you’ve ever had the greatest ideas, and a fake relationship with the boy you’ve been in love with for years is no exception. 

⇒ self-gratuitous ceo au, friends-to-lovers, and fake relationship trope rolled into one big shitstorm of a jungkook fic

⇒ pairing: jungkook x female reader

⇒ word count: 18k

⇒ genre: fluff, angst, and light smut

⇒ warnings: alcohol mentions, smut

⇒ a/n: hello all! i wanted to kickoff my writing on this blog with a bang, so here’s a longish fic on my wildest dreams. 

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5 years ago

Game Over || jjk

Game Over || Jjk

⇢ pairing: jungkook x reader  ⇢ genre: smut, fluff ⇢ word count: 5k ⇢ theme: domestic couple au, tattooed+pierced!jk, gamer!jk, bf!jk the whole shabang ⇢ warnings: rough sex, choking, slight degradation, a pinch of size kink, there’s like one spank thrown in there ⇢ summary: You try your hand at a certain TikTok trend using your boyfriend. 

@gukkism​ this is still your fault it’s literally 5:45am and @strawbxxymilk​ i hope you cry while reading this (in a good way tho) p.s. this is unedited bc it’s 5:45am okayspareme

Game Over || Jjk

You honestly never were too into TikTok. It wasn’t like you hated it, no; you spent too many nights watching TikTok compilations on YouTube to say that you didn’t. You never bothered to download the application though, you would rather just stick to looking up the funny compilations for now and stay away from some of the cringe worthy content that could potentially be thrown in your face.

However, everything that happened on there would get so viral to the point that it reached everywhere and you would keep getting recommended these short videos through Instagram and at some points it started annoying you. You didn’t understand these trends, how or why they started, why people enjoyed making them or why others enjoyed watching them, but to each their own you guessed, and you left it at that for a long time. Until one particular trend had caught your attention.

It wasn’t a dance thing, you were too clumsy and uncoordinated to manage to do that no matter how simple they seemed. It wasn’t a lip-syncing thing because you never understood the hype about that. It wasn’t lip-syncing to acting scenes either because your mother would surely shake her head in disappointment at you if she ever found out you were lip-syncing to a movie scene. No. it was something far simpler and more fun and required a skill that you had on lock-down with months of practice.

Said skill: getting naked for your boyfriend.

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5 years ago

Make Me a Deal

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Summary: you come home drunk and all you want is to have sex with your boyfriend, but nothing comes that easily when you have the sweetest boy in the world that wants nothing more than to take care of you.

Pairing: boyfriend!Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 1.3k

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: mentions of alcohol/drinking, mentions of sex

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You fumbled with your keys, trying to find the right one to open your apartment door and get out of the cold weather. Your outfit wasn’t the best option for a cold night like this, a black two-piece set including a black velvet crop top and matching mini skirt. You had a long but much needed night out with your friends after exams were finally over. Finally shoving the key into the lock, you pushed open the door and stumbled into your apartment.

“I thought I told you not to wear that out without me.”

Your boyfriend Jungkook’s voice came from across the room. You could tell he was mad by his tone but you were way too drunk to care. He was seated on your tan armchair straight ahead, one leg crossed over the other. He wore a solid black long sleeve and a pair of black sweatpants. And damn, did he look good.

“H-Hi baby, when did you get here,” you said sweetly while kicking off your heels. Maybe if you were nice enough he would forget why he was mad at you. He couldn’t stay mad at you for too long anyway.

“I don’t know, an hour ago. Maybe two,” His gaze was so dark it seemed like eyes were burning holes through your own. You padded over to him and ran a hand through his long dark hair. You know he was probably angry, but he looked so good you couldn’t help yourself from placing yourself on his lap, legs resting over the side of the chair and arms wrapping around his neck. You nuzzled your face into his neck and took a deep breath.

“You smell SO good, is this cologne new?”

“Y/N your breath reeks of alcohol how much did you have to drink” you wiggled your hips and sat back a little bit so you could look him in the eye, making Jungkook take a sharp breath.

“Not a lot. Just enough to you know,” you couldn’t hold yourself back from chuckling, “get silly.”

“Silly?” He raised his eyebrows at your answer, a smile slowly creeping on to his face. You could feel his mood lightening up.

“Yeah you know, the alcohol helps me dance better. You look so good, do you know that? I would have come home way earlier if I know you were waiting here for me,” you ran your hand along the side of his face and then down his chest.

“Y/N you’re drunk, c’mon let’s get you to bed,” Jungkook wrapped an arm under your legs trying to pick you up bridal style but you tried your best to wiggle your way out of his grip. “No way Kookie I’m not even tired,” you slurred out, “can’t we just do something else.”

“Y/N I really think you should get some sleep to try and avoid a hangover tomorrow,”

“Okay but,” you looked down at your lap and started to chuckle. Picking your head up you moved your lips closer to his ear and whispered, “I feel your boner poking me.”

“Aish, Y/N jeez, what am I supposed to do when you’re wearing that outfit  that I bought you and rubbing your ass all over my lap?” You threw your head into the nape of his neck and broke out in laughter, you knew exactly what you were doing to him and you had no intention of stopping now.

“It’s okay,” you raised your eyebrows at him “I like it.”

“Y/N, no were not having sex tonight you’re too drunk,” Jungkook said already knowing where you were going to take this conversation. He knew you too well and this definitely isn’t the first time you’ve turned into horny drunk Y/N.

“Kookie but-”

“Nope, not tonight lets go to bed okay? Maybe tomorrow,” This time he successfully managed to pick you up and throw you over his shoulder to carry you down the hallway. The way his strong arms held up your body turned you on. Your mind raced with ways you could convince him to let you have your way with him before the end of the night. Jungkook knew you rarely took ‘no’ for an answer and he had a long night ahead of him.

He pushed open the door to your room and gently laid you down on your bed. “Do you need help getting ready for bed?”

You smirked at him, having an idea in mind to finally get your way, “I think I need to shower before bed.”

“You need to shower? Tonight? Y/N you can barely walk straight.”

“Yeah, I really need to shower, wanna come with?” you flashed a grin in his direction and wiggled your eyebrows, hoping he would finally break. You tried your best to be seductive but the alcohol in your system gave you a disadvantage.

“Y/N,” Jungkook let out a sigh and took your hand in his pulling you up into a sitting position so you could look at him, “I’m not showering with you when you’re drunk I don’t want you to think I took advantage of you when you get sober.”

“Kookie you’re seriously no fun,” you whined wrapping your arms around his waist and throwing your head onto his lap. He stroked your hair and let out another sigh. Jungkook was always so conscious of taking care of you when you were drunk. Always so gentle and loving, he didn’t want anything bad to happen to you, and you understood that when you were sober. But horny drunk Y/N loved making an appearance on nights like these, and Jungkook saying no only made you want him more. 

“Okay fine,” you picked your head up with a huge smirk on your face, “I’ll stop begging you if you make me a deal.” He rolled his eyes, not knowing where this was going. Whatever it was, he knew it probably wasn’t going to be very rational. “Go on.”

“You have to be naked though” 

“Y/N-” he rolled his eyes again. “I know, I know I’m just kidding. Jeez, you really are no fun.” You giggled poking his side. “Will you just cuddle me? Until I fall asleep?” you looked at him with pure innocence in your eyes. A huge smile plastered his face and he tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear, “Of course baby. Go get ready for bed, I’ll be right here when you come back.”

You practically jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom to brush your teeth and hair, leaving Jungkook still grinning like an idiot about how cute you were. You slipped off your outfit and changed into one of Jungkook’s soft black t-shirts before making your way back into your bedroom. Knowing you’d be falling asleep in your boyfriend’s arms tonight gave you this warm and fuzzy feeling inside that you never wanted to get rid of.

Before you could even make it back into your room you stopped, leaning on the side of your doorframe admiring how Jungkook laid in your bed. It wasn’t long until he felt your presence and peered up over his phone. “What are you looking at?” He let out a chuckle and flashed you a grin. “You,” you blushed and looked down at your feet shyly. 

“Come here,” he scooched over and patted the empty side of the bed. You shuffled your way across the room and lifted the covers up to crawl under. “I wanna be the little spoon Kookie.” You turned on your side and Jungkook wrapped his strong arm around you, nuzzling his nose to the back of your neck. 

“Comfy?” he asked. You nodded your head and smiled, even though you couldn’t see him you knew he was smiling too. You knew he could never stay mad at you, even if you did come home piss drunk in the outfit he bought for you to wear on your next date.

“Goodnight Kookie, thank you for taking care of me.”

“I’ll always be here to take care of you Y/N. Goodnight princess, I love you.”

“I love you too, Jungkook.”

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5 years ago

20 Things (And Counting) I Hades About You

20 Things (And Counting) I Hades About You

; Jimin x Reader

; Genre: Crack, angst

; Word Count: 8.5k

; Warnings: Mentions of death

; Synopsis: Park Jimin, also known as DJ Plouton, one of the hottest DJ’s on the planet. Arrogant, sarcastic and incredibly attractive; you’d appreciate him more if you weren’t convinced he’d be the death of you on a daily basis. But apparently that wouldn’t matter either, because what’s a bit of death to the God of the Underworld?

Greek Gods Series

Hades; Poseidon; Zeus; Hephaestus; Artemis; Athena; Ares;

You first meet Park Jimin in Ibiza; or rather meeting is the wrong word. You first see DJ Plouton in Ibiza, the strobe lighting of the club giving him a blue-ish tinge that changes to sickly green just as quick as the way his wayward tongue licks his plush lips rather seductively to the crowd.

From your viewpoint on the side, observing his performance for the night you couldn’t help but find yourself oddly enamoured with him. He seemed to have some magnetic pull that meant every eye in the large club was on him, despite the fact that it was hard to even see him properly from this far back.

His overwhelming stage presence meant the DJ set he put on was intense, the pounding beat through the speakers flowing through your body and making your heart jerk in time. The seductive music danced through the air in the club, mixed together on the spot as Jimin’s hands turn the dials and settings on his mixing table with practiced ease, one headphone pad pressed to his ear to make sure his music sounded right.

Not that it would matter to the crowd who screamed in ecstasy as they danced the night away, the vast majority drunk on alcohol while a good portion are likely drugged up too. Many of them are simply losing themselves in the music, the rhythms and flows that DJ Plouton creates, world famous and often ripping up the music charts.

It’s as you watch him blow a kiss to a girl at the front, before he winks at the guy next to her, that you realise Park Jimin has the crowd in the palm of his hand and he knows it. He’s good at his job, and his job is to make people feel good with music.

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5 years ago

a piece of you — taehyung+jungkook (m.)

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taehyung/reader/jungkook | smut, fluff | abo!au, camcouple!au

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wordcount: 13.9k

contents: sex work (cam porn), dirty talk, dom/sub themes, pussy spanking, knotting, degrading names (bitch mostly), praise kink, tae is whipped, cam sex, threesome, voyeurism (tae watches), brief handjob, slight biting, theres a slight fight for dominance between taekook, creampie, masturbation, possessiveness, accidentally ruined orgasm, humiliation, jk is a bit gay for tae tbh, lots pet names, use of Alpha and Omega titles, blowjob, fingering, orgasm denial, light cum play, squirting

— synopsis: your alpha boyfriend does cam porn and convinces you to join him one night. somehow, there seems to be a fan of the two of you on campus.

note: this has like 5 fuckin smut scenes and was honestly mostly an excuse to write both a camcouple!au and abo smut…also i write a lot of taekook idk why

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5 years ago

Stoner Tae

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Warnings: Suggestive

Summary: Just some cute skater/stoner Taehyung, no real plot, just love this type of Tae!

Word count: 1k

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5 years ago

I'm just.... I'm craving fluff... 20 with hobi?? If you don't mind? (i'd send you more if you'd like but i'll sit with one for now) :33

((note: ofc not, jay! send them all in! <3))

eyes, nose, lips. | jung hoseok

⇒ pairing: jung hoseok x reader

[ idolverse! au ]

⇒ genre: fluff

⇒ prompt: #20 Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference

⇒ word count: 399 words

⇒ warnings: none

Giggling against his lips, you push yourself up on your toes, as Hoseok wraps his arms around your waist tighter. When he pulls away, your arms latch around his neck, playing with the ends of his hair.

“I wanna kiss you more,” you admit with a pout and Hoseok’s heart bursts out of his chest at the sight of you being so adorable. “Then kiss me all you want, baby. No one’s stopping you,” he replies, stroking your cheek with his knuckles gently.

“My height is stopping me, you’re too tall and my neck hurts,” you whine, making him chuckle. On most occasions, he’d carry you in his arms as you wrap your legs around his waist, but you’re both in the stairwell, far away from his studio that was currently giving him so much stress with the nearing comeback. Hoseok racks his head for ways to help ease your pain and give you your much-needed kisses when he remembers where you are.

“Aha!” Hoseok exclaims, and goes down one step, giving you an artificial height advantage. His cute gesture makes you giggle, as he just looks up at you in adoration. You place your hands on his shoulders as his arms wrap around your waist.

“Is this better, baby?” He asks you, and you kiss the crown of his head in response. “Yes, Hobi. Thank you,” you reply earnestly and he smiles brightly. 

Without wasting another second, you lean forward and kiss his forehead gently, your lips staying there for a little longer as Hoseok hums, pulling you closer. Then, your lips leave his forehead and move to his eyes, giving small, soft kisses on both his eyelids. You tilt his head lightly now that you’re taller, and press small fleeting kisses down the bridge of his nose, making him giggle. You make it to the tip of his nose, where you nuzzle your noses together, looking into Hoseok’s bright, love-filled eyes. You scrunch your nose up playfully when he caresses your hips softly with his thumbs.

“I’m so in love with you, Jung Hoseok. You know that, right?” You ask him as you press a kiss to the tip of his nose now.

He nods, “And I’m deeply in love with you too, my baby.” This time, he leans up, and kisses you sweetly on the lips for the nth time that day, making you smile warmly. 

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5 years ago

Worshipers of the Sea

Part of the Worshiper Series

➜ Words: 16.3k

➜ Genres: 98% Fluff, 2% Angst, Pirate!AU, Mermaid!AU, God!AU

➜ Summary: You are the greatest pirate to set sail across the ocean and self-proclaimed ruler of the ocean. But when the true God of the Sea catches wind of your hubris, he punishes you — taking your legs and turning it into a tail.

➜ Notes: This story shares the same universe as Worshipers of the Sky. They are companion pieces, but it is not necessary to read one before the other. Each can be read as a stand-alone piece. Enjoy!

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5 years ago

I want you; Jungkook

I Want You; Jungkook

writer: moonlightchildz

date: 10/06/19

summary: since the moment you laid eyes on him, you knew that Jeon Jungkook was going to be the one to take away your virginity.

pairings: jungkook x reader

warnings: SMUT (there’s so much jungkook content), drug usage (weed), alcohol substance, etc.

Word count: 13k

“If you keep staring at him, you’re gonna end up drooling at this point.”

You tentatively raised your index and middle finger up to your lips out of reflex, and as your friend snickered to herself you flipped her off. There was no secret that the guy who had been recently added into your little group of friends had definitely caught your eye. From the moment he was introduced, you were hooked, lined, and had definitely sunk. 

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5 years ago

rotten

‣Kim Namjoon x (F) Reader

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summary⇁ How bold of him to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong, as if his presence alone doesn’t contribute to the distance your father places between the two of you. tags⇁enemies to lovers, strict but caring parents, daddy issues, bodyguard!au if u squint, mafia!au kinda, depictions of fight scenes, attempted molestation (nothing too traumatic), joon’s shady past that I don’t even bother explaining lmao, teensy bit of angst, daddy kink, pillow talk, dry humping, unprotected sex, use of the pull-out method wc⇁12.3k !

this fic was….two moch….. also no i don’t proofread I’m lazy :/ also ppl on mobile i swear theres a read more I’m srry

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Despite your generally mild temper, nothing seemed to rile you up as much as the sight of Kim Namjoon on a Tuesday afternoon, easily breezing by the tight security that had been hassling you for over fifteen minutes now. He’d swept through the room like a spirit, not even a single eyelash batting his way, as they all seemed to be consumed with keeping you out of the bourgeoisie office that sat behind the rich mahogany doors.

Your father’s office, where he had explicitly warned you against visiting since you were a child, too busy to fret over you being in such an environment. Admittedly, it’s a concern many parents in his line of work have, but that doesn’t stop you from fighting tooth and limb every once and a while to come see him. He’d always been adamant that you stay away, desperately trying to isolate you from the terrors that usually came with his career in hopes of giving you the happy childhood you deserved. Despite how sheltered and spoiled he’d raised you, the curiosity that had first nestled its way into your brain as a kid never went away, which is how you find yourself stuck in this situation. 

Your eyes flicker over towards Kim Namjoon, casually glancing out the floor to ceiling glass panels that decorate the entire level of your dad’s building as he chomps on a donut, who is not technically the root of your strife, but someone who does play a pretty significant role in worsening your situation. 

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5 years ago

BTS Reaction To: Your Boyfriend’s Alter is triggered by Jealousy

Summary: your boyfriend gets jealous, which triggers his alter ego.

Request: Can you do a SplitPersonality!au and mafia au were they are jealous because someone is hitting on their girlfriend?💗

Warnings: angst (especially in Jimin’s), fluff, smuttish? (only in Taehyung’s and Jungkook’s), splitpersonality!au, mafia au (so you know what comes with that).

Notes: life has been so hectic for me that I have barely any time to write, and it also has caused me writers block and I hate this stuff.

Note pt.2: I hate this title and couldn’t think of a good one.

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5 years ago

BTS Reaction To: Them Being Released from Jail (Mafia!Au)

Summary/background:  Someone snitched on your mafia leader boyfriend, making it to where he had to spend six months in jail. Finally, after six months he is now released.

Warnings: fluff, angst?, slight mentions of smut, mafia au.

Notes: yeah, i should be working on an essay, whoops

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eatmydustbruh
5 years ago

Request: Hi!! I love your scenarios!! ❤️ Can I request a taehyung (BTS) smut+fluff? Using prompts 26 and 33. Something like, you’re both feeling lazy so you stay in bed and cuddle all day! Thanks for writing for us!

26. “Your eyes are so pretty.”

33. “You’re pretty thick though.”

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It was around 7pm and the sun was setting really well. The window was open and the sun was beaming in the room in all the right ways. “The sun looks so pretty, Tae.” You smiled. He nods with you and smiles while looking into your eyes. Since you two were laid together on the bed, he was looking at you so lovingly. “Why do you keep looking at me like that?” You start smiling, and blushed covering your face. Taehyung removed your hands from your face and held them tight. “Don’t do that. Ever.” He says. “Your eyes are so pretty.” He smiles and kisses your nose. He kisses you and puts you on his lap. “I can’t get over how you beautiful you are.” Taehyung giggles. 

“Stop, you’re making me smile too hard,” You laugh. You feels his hands squeeze your bum and he gives it a light smack then squeezes it. “Taehyung, hands off,” You two laugh. He rolls his eyes and shrugs. “But, you’re pretty thick though.” He smacks your butt harder and it ends up stinging. “Tae! What did I tell you?” You laugh. “I just can’t help it~ You’re so fine baby girl.” He smirks.


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5 years ago

𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖺 ♥︎ jeongguk (ft jimin)

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𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖺 jeon jeongguk / reader (ft jimin) genre: pornstar au, smut rating: explicit words: 7391

This position is particularly ambiguous; your face is almost gone, only slightly in frame, with the lens zoomed further in to your ass and Jeongguk’s thighs, his ass there but moving as he leans for the lube across the bed. If he wanted, Jimin could pretend the figure beneath Jeongguk was a boy- could be him, if he wanted. He does not want. 

a/n: literally nobody asked for this. yes, the namjoon sequel is coming soon, so don’t worry about that :-) it’s time for baby boy jimin to have some fun <3 also this exposes my desire to eat koos ass. its pretty i just wanna nom nom :3

warnings: graphic sexual content, porn themes, fingering, anal fingering, anal sex, rim jobs, sex toys, dirty talk, bisexual jimin, ass eating, really slight blasphemy, overstimulation, anal virginity, daddy kink, mommy kink, koo and y/n are freaky okay, probably an unrealistic interpretation of pornhub livestreams, whore-shaming (?), cock slut shaming (?)

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Jimin was bored. With most of the fraternity out for a party that Jimin was sadly not invited to (not that he exactly cares for parties held by Jackson, because let’s be honest, he doesn’t really like the guy), Jimin sat at home on his bed with the telly flicking with a show he cared little about, the pictures talking silently.

“Please tell me you’re going to be home,” Jimin had begged, clinging uselessly to the oversized sleeve of Kim Namjoon, who reluctantly pulled away from his fisted hands and grabbed his coat from behind the door. Sorry, little man, I’ve gotta get out of the house more. “But I’m going to be all alone. I’m the only one who wasn’t invited to that shitty party.” I’ll come home early for you, if you’d like. “I would not like. Just go, get out of my face.”

Namjoon didn’t know what else to say other than sorry, patronisingly running his fingers through Jimin’s hair. Unlike Namjoon, who had already spent two god-awful years at University, Jimin was a newbie, a first year, dipping his toes into waters to figure out which one he liked best. Namjoon shrugged his coat on halfway, tossing Jimin the phone charger he asked for moments prior. Try to entertain yourself, he had said. Watch porn. Hey, I just recently found a new porn duo to watch!

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5 years ago

Babygirl | Soft!Jungkook x Innocent!Reader

Warning: stockholm syndrome(?), fluff, the reader not hating JK for once, kidnap

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