JADE HELLO OH MY GOODNESS MY HEART IS SO FULL AHHHHHH

JADE HELLO OH MY GOODNESS MY HEART IS SO FULL AHHHHHH 💜✨💛🥰✨🥰

sorry i’m CRYING this is simply so sweet and jimin is SO CUTE AHHHHHHHH

“Baby, we bought synonyms”

SIMPLY STOP IT RIGHT NOW (please keep going dear goodness please keep going and never ever stop how do you do this thing with the words 🥹🥹) AND THEN his little soft whine!?!?!? when he realized they’re the same 😂😭

“you’re not sure how it’s possible for a person to sparkle like that”

i LOVE that description of him he does indeed sparkle like a damn disco ball (like i feel like j hope shines like the sun but jimin is one HUNDRED THOUSAND PERCENT ✨ sparkly ✨)

ALSO THE HP BOOSTS CHHAHDIWMFHWJ JADE that is the cutest little detail i love that to PIECES it’s so precious and and and and

forehead kisses always make me 🙈🥰

i love love love your writing SO much 🥰🥰 and this was the sweetest drabble to open tumblr up to find 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

jade, my dear, my darling, my husband. i have darkened the threshold of your inbox once again for your 2k drabblepalooza (congratulations by the way no one deserves the attention and recognition more than you ilysm) to ask you about park jimin. are you currently writing a miniseries for him? yes. is it enough? also yes. let's just say i'm here to even out the playing field of your requests. i'm doing this for you- nay, for US.

i have been overwhelmed and moody lately and was looking for maybe an established relationship!au with like hurt/comfort or sickfic but make it mental health? this is boring i am sorry LMAO please feel free to disregard i just have many feelings thank you for your time and energy and love OK BYE

happy wife, happy life!!!!! 🥹🩵

pairing: park jimin x gn!reader type: drabble | wc: 700 genre: hurt/comfort, fluff au: established relationship, sick fic rating: pg-13 (minors DNI w/ me regardless!) summary: a lazy day at home with your boyfriend is “self-care,” thank you very much. cw: none!

“Hydrating, detoxifying, brightening, or — uhhh, purifying?”

You lift your head up off the arm of the couch to peek over the back of it. It’s more physical effort than you’ve expended since you sat down two hours ago, but the sight is worth it: Jimin in a frenzy, half-buried in the cabinet below the bathroom sink, barely audible over the sound of his rummaging.

A man on a mission.

You snort. “Is all of the above an option?”

The past week took a lot out of you, and at this point, you’ll take whatever you can get. So far, you’d taken a day off of work, yourself off the grid, and your favorite throw blanket from the basket next to your couch. Your boyfriend — true to form — has taken it upon himself to do the absolute most.

Phase one of Jimin’s unspoken plan started before you’d even gotten out of bed. He’d left to get you boba and came back with not only your favorite tea, but every imaginable impulse buy he encountered on his way home that may come in handy.

Or make you laugh.

Or that smells nice.

Now that you’d been thoroughly showered in unanticipated gifts, Jimin was moving on to phase two. From what you’ve gathered, it includes literal, physical pampering.

Jimin sits back on his knees — careful to avoid bumping his head as he does so — and stares down at the impressive bouquet of plastic packages he’s accumulated. At least ten different types of sheet masks from as many different brands. Even though he’s angled away from you, you can see the way his face scrunches up, deep in thought.

“Are detoxing and purifying not the same thing?” Jimin mutters to himself without looking up.

Instead, he holds one of the mask packets as close to his face as possible, scans the tiny print with furrowed brows and narrowed eyes. Suddenly louder, he tosses his head back and confirms with a whine, “Baby, we bought synonyms.”

You’re too fond for words, especially when Jimin hears you giggling and looks at you, pouting. There’s a beat, then your laughter makes him laugh; and then his eyes disappear as a grin consumes his whole face. You’re not sure how it’s possible for a person to sparkle like that, but watching the way he lights up restores some of your depleted battery.

If life were a video game, there’d be a tiny, 8-bit heart reappearing on your screen.

+5 HP.

Out of spite, Jimin tosses the duplicate masks back into the plastic organizer they’re kept in, takes his final choice in hand, and climbs to his feet. It doesn’t take him long to cross from where he sat to where you sit. It takes even less time for him to launch himself over the back of the couch, where he lands gracefully in the empty spot at your feet.

Like the heartthrob he knows he is, he runs his fingers through his disheveled hair and pushes the strands out of his eyes. You blush — you always blush — and even though he’s not looking at you, the smirk tugging at his lips confirms that he knows that, too.

Jimin shifts on the cushion he’s claimed to face you fully. The untouched bottle of water on the coffee table catches his eye, though, and he frowns — first at it, then at you. Before he can remind you with words, you grab it, unfold the straw, and make a big show of taking a large gulp. Your cartoonish sigh after swallowing earns you exactly what you wanted: an eye roll and an affectionate squeeze on your bent knee.

With the straw still between your teeth, you mumble, “Does dating me ever feel like playing the Sims? You know, making sure my hunger and energy meters aren’t in the red?”

“Of course not.” He reaches out to cup your cheek with his hand. On instinct, you lean into the touch. With all the seriousness in the world, Jimin declares, “I would never stick you in a swimming pool and delete the ladder.”

Your laugh comes from deep in your belly, warms every part of you on the way out of your mouth. You tingle all over when Jimin leans over your bent legs to press a kiss to your forehead.

+10 HP.

Brb while I go ingraine this into my brain

i am so wholly, unapologetically, platonically, emphatically, joyfully, fitfully, romantically, unequivocally, alchemically, frightfully in love with BTS.

bts top five songs!!

AHHHHH @theharrowing THANK YOU FOR THE TAG I AM IN PAIN

this was SO hard iwnsiwjsns i went through album by album and was already struggling and over 5 by the time i got to dark and wild and fkkwjsjwks 😭

i wish i had more space for euphoria and ego and idol and dna and boy in love and boy with love and and war of hormone and inner child and FRIENDS AND COFFEE AND YET TO COME AND !!!!!!! (and now i’m crying happy festa everyone) also honorable mention to film out (🥲) and stay gold (😭) and dream glow

i have no idea who hasn’t been tagged so enjoy this notif lovely friends and no pressure!! @gimmethatagustd @remedyx @yoongiofmine (plus anyone who wants to play DO IT DO IT DO IT)

bangtan top 5💜 : choose your top 5 from here and tag 5+ people! (spotify activity, or screenshots from elsewhere)

sobbed through the whole process but we made it. and this could literally change in an hour lol

tagging (feel free to ignore!): @somebodydoeslove @kth1 @joonary @s169r66a @mightymorphgay @sailoryooons @gimmethatagustd @eoieopda @jihopesjoint @ugh-yoongi @miksancheese @raplinenthusiasts @aprylynn @cordiallyfuturedwight @yooboobies @hopeinthebox @here4btsfics @reliablemitten @minttangerines @minisugakoobies + anyone that wants to play!

OK I SEE YOU BOTH BUT I RAISE YOU THIS LITTLE SPARKLING NUGGET (also ONE photo @theharrowing are you kiddinggggg)

what is the ultimate yoongi pic, in your opinion? you can only pick 1!!!

i'll go first:

OH MY GOSH JEWEL (and bee!! @hot-soop y'all are a power DUO) THIS IS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AND MORE AHHHHHHH (also apparently I left this in my drafts and never hit post so SO SORRY for the delay 🫠) and thank you for taking this ask and diving so deep as a touch-averse person I so so appreciate it 🥰🥰

without further ado: my heart DIED and is in pieces but then you put it back together because this is precious and soft and iiiiiiii 🥰🥰🥰

JIN AND THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED BACK HUGS YES plus linking pinkies is making me emo 🥹

alas I can't find it but yoongi and the please hold hands comment is sending me RIGHT back to that run bts episode when he follows jimin around 🥹 and they hold hands with his little cross body bag 🥹🥹🥹 ALSO BEE YES THE LITTLE EARLOBE TUG I CAN ABSOLUTELY SEE IT 🥰🥺

GOOD LUCK PEELING HIM OFF OF YOU I'M DYINGGG 😂😂 hobi is 100000% in your face I love it ahhhhhh I can imagine him being the king of I need to always be touching you SOMEWHERE that's absolutely perfect 💜💜

namjooooooon 🥰🥹 hand 🥹 on 🥹 thigh 🥹 vibes 🥹 but also soft little spoon TOO the range he's got layerssss PLUS THE VIDEO CALL BACK 😮‍💨

omg stop it (but also never stop please dear goodness never stop) the JIMIN ONE?!?! couch cuddles 🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺 PLUS THE DRAMATIC KISSES ACROSS THE ROOM ABSOLUTELY AHHHH MY HEART and the need to spill the tea that man 10000% runs on chisme

KING OF ROMANCE KIM TAEHYUNG 😩

just wants someone to fuss over and someone that will fuss over him in return.

I am SOFT

but why would he ever want to be separated from his favorite person?? get ready for your house to become a part-time flower shop/museum bc every trinket suspiciously reminds you of him and he "couldn't help himself"

😩😩😩

and then rounding out with jk my heart hehehe I love one (1) man (actually seven, 7, men all truth be told) I can absolutely see him being clingy and jealous if someone else shows too much attention and just needing to be generally around you at all times ahhhh 🥰🥰 plus the neck kisses 🥺 and the hair scratching 🥺 and the little drawings 🥺

I cannot tell you how healing this was I loved every single one you and bee are MAGICAL and I'm so so so grateful for the time you spent on this eeeeee I will be revisiting whenever I need a little hug 🥰😍✨🌟💖💜

jewel hello hello!! congrats on the milestone!!!! i’ve been all up in my fluffy physical-touch-is-my-love-language feels and i was wondering if you’d be willing to drabble or headcanon bts’s favorite way to touch/hold/physically manifest in your space when they get home? so so so many congrats again :)))

mg hello <3 thank you for the congrats and the request, this was very comforting even if i am the most touch-adverse person alive <3

i enlisted bee's help bc she's a wizard and the best <3 @hot-soop

headcanons: bts as physical touch/affection

seokjin —

king of domesticity aka food as a love language

has dinner 95% done by the time you get home, so you have regularly scheduled back hugs while he's at the stove

doesn't strike me as super physically affectionate; would probably be more comfortable receiving it than instigating

would be a crime to let those shoulders go to waste, though, so put your head on it

wants you to put your feet in his lap while you're on the couch but DOES NOT want to touch them (rip taehyung)

big fan of forehead/temple kisses

strikes me as the type to link pinkies rather than fully hold hands and i love that for him <3

yoongi —

he is the #1 acts of service king and i will die on that hill

please hold his hand, though

and scratch at his scalp, please

and just know to do it bc he'd probably rather die than ask you to do it, and probably displays affection all wrong and semi-violently. bee said he'd tug an earlobe as a sign of affection and that's bang on.

has big "will gently scratch/rub your back as you're falling asleep" vibes

GENTLE SHOULDER KISSES!!!

whatever it is, acts like he hates it

(still makes you mixtapes/playlists, though)

hobi —

good luck peeling him off of you

completely goofy, over the top, exaggerated displays of affection

cheek/forehead/etc. smooches with sound effects, tickling under your chin, hip checks, butt smacks

honestly all over kisses; bee says behind the ear and i agree

always an arm over your shoulder; tucks you into his side when he hugs you

talks a mile a minute at you as soon as you're through the door

namjoon —

let's be real he is probably off in another world whenever you get home so you have to go find him; either off reading a book or in the studio

wherever he is, always says "hi, baby" (#1 baby as a pet name king) and lets you plop into his lap to tell him about your day <3

you'll be able to hear him coming a mile away when he gets home. probably won't admit it but loves when you meet him at the door. probably plays dumb like "ha ha how did you know i was there" but he's also holding a ripped grocery bag with all your food on the ground, so......

big big big "hand on thigh" vibes

also just big in general so i think he'd really enjoy feeling a lil delicate and protected sometimes? born to be the small spoon tbh

we all saw that video of him at hobi's album release party so big fan of a protective hand on your back/shoulder/etc. in group settings

alone, though — top of head kisses!

jimin —

we all know jimin is very physically affectionate but also very emotionally intelligent so he'd know when to rein it in and when to ramp it up

good day at work? kiss and let me hear all about your day. bad day at work? he's pulling out all the stops. whatever you want, you're getting.

and if either of you went out with your friends? get ready to spill and receive all the tea

tangled together on the couch/in bed vibes

also strikes me as the type to link pinkies so let's hope yours is smaller than his

blows you kisses from across the room so please accept them dramatically bc if you don't he will mime falling to the floor and dying of a broken heart

taehyung —

king of romance, king of affection

continuing the taehyung foot fetish agenda sorry but it's true: MASSAGES

would love to brush your hair for you. put on your lotion for you. doesn't know how to do hair but would love to practice different updos or types of braids, etc. just wants someone to fuss over and someone that will fuss over him in return.

another one that's zoned out when you get home — probably covered in paint or playing the saxophone or doing god knows what. never know what you're walking into

comes to find you immediately when he gets home, though. clingy (affectionate) vibes, but why would he ever want to be separated from his favorite person??

get ready for your house to become a part-time flower shop/museum bc every trinket suspiciously reminds you of him and he "couldn't help himself"

will kiss your hands/wrists/etc.

jungkook —

also strikes me as the type who's more comfortable receiving affection/physical touch than instigating

except we know he's also the jealous type so lots of little touches that let people know he's with you but not, like, possessive. he's got sense

playfully whiny and clingy. will drape himself over you to get attention

will draw little sketches of you when you're on opposite sides of the couch <3

please run your hands through his hair/scratch his scalp while he's gaming

NECK KISSES

will probably let you do whatever you want tbh. wanna paint his nails? sure. want to color in his tattoos with markers? love it, go for it. have a spur of the moment urge to bleach and dye his hair at 3am? don't even need to ask.

just wants to hang out with you <3

these are obviously all vibes so feel free to come discuss what i got wrong/right in my inbox!