Julia Gallagher Is A Trouble-seeking Wee Cunt

julia gallagher is a trouble-seeking wee cunt

and we love her for it. can you imagine being accidentally frightened by your french lit professor late at night while it was raining, scaring the living daylights out of both of you, and then deciding it was very rude of her to scare you like that and consequently STARTING A FUCKING FISTFIGHT AND LOSING

yeah that's julia. and they both are going to thank me for it.

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The Classics

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The Online Books Page: The University of Pennsylvania hosts this book search and database.

Project Gutenberg: This famous site has over 27,000 free books online.

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SOMETIMES all I want in life is to dress like an ethereal princess in gowns bedecked with fine heirloom jewels and flowers

and SOMETIMES I yearn to dress like a bookshop owner from the 19th century in tweed suits with a pocket watch and comically large sideburns

and THAT is all you need to know about my gender.

Herten in een bos - Adolphe Mouilleron, after Karl Bodmer - 1859 - via Rijksmuseum

alright so today was my first day of school (tenth grade ahaha)

and by the way that was the first time i ever had a philosophy lesson, and guess what? my ass already got into argument with the professor, and it seems like i'll just have to... idk... how about...

READ A BUNCH OF ESSAYS BY THE MOST IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHERS COVERING THIS MATTER AND THEN PROVE. HER. BLOODY. WRONG.

yeah.