Steve Wishes Someone Wouldve Told Him Beforehand That Dating Eddie Meant Cheesy Pick Up Lines That He

Steve wishes someone would’ve told him beforehand that dating Eddie meant cheesy pick up lines that he would deliver questionably well and he will always blush at how smooth Eddie. He even pulled the yawning then wrapping his arm around Steve trick which turned the entire night into a make out session. Steve had to up his game with his flirting, he tried to match Eddie’s energy and occasionally he would get a nice blush to form over Eddie’s cheeks making him turn away from Steve. Both of them always try to out flirt the other only to realize that they can barely look at each other in the eyes

surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time

Once Eddie is over his “first time in the Upside Down” freak out, he tries to lighten the mood by, as always, being ridiculous. Which means that he does a breathy Dorothy Gale impression: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Hawkins anymore.” Steve has a silent laughing fit for several minutes.

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

steve buys this for transfem!eddie after her top surgery and they both think it’s the funniest shit ever