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[ey/she/they/it/he/ix/kit/meow/cat/silly] yoski broskis im not very interesting just kinda mentally ill. also i fucking love neopronouns so much they make me feel silly and epic.

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That Shark Is Cute As Hell

that shark is cute as hell💔

Yesterday i was at barnes and noble casually in the little kids isle and i restumble across Calico critters so i buy them as im like in line i notice a $20 on the floor and i think it was like gods way of saying happy birthday because i literally only had to pay tax for these guys 😭😭

Yesterday I Was At Barnes And Noble Casually In The Little Kids Isle And I Restumble Across Calico Critters

im naow officially 17

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