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my day be so fine then boom ivantill alien stage

this wouldn't have happened on the jeremy renner app

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

Tatsuya always looks like he Does Not Wanna Be There(tm) whenever the protags appear together and honestly I respect that

icons! ヾ(>᎑<๑)

the third semester of p5r is wild if you think about it from sumire's perspective, and that's without even getting into the whole sumire/kasumi thing.

imagine you wake up one day and the entire world's a little bit fucked up for some reason. you see a building flickering in and out of existence (the same one where you awoke to some crazy JJBA stand powers, except last time it wasn't visable from the outside). so you call your friend/crush (??) because he knows more about this shit than you do, and he shows up with the idol and ace detective, trademarked 'pleasant-boy' goro akechi?? for some reason??? but hey, if he knows about the metaverse then that's good enough for you. he's a nice enough guy anyway but then you get INTO the metaverse, and his outfit is the edgiest thing you've ever seen, and the moment you get into a fight he's releasing what looks like years of pent up rage by screaming and laughing maniacally while absolutely tearing through shadows. and hes flirting (?) with your friend/crush (??) the whole time

but while he's literally calling your friend/crush (?) a loser and an idiot straight to his face, the meanest thing he calls you is a scardy-cat. he never refers to you by your first name and always uses the honorific '-san,' even while he's yelling. he commentates on every one of your kills like a deranged and zealous sports commentator. you think he respects you (???) youre not sure

BU WHY FUCKING S W E D E N

STOP GIVING SWEDEN POINTS WTH

Please duckie ;-;

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

I'm gonna fucking rage why the fuck is UK getting so many votes

Istg as soon as it gets warm enough in Norway I'm fucking planting sunflower seeds

*Sunflowers are the national flower of Ukraine 🌻🌻🌻

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This is literally the sweetest thing

Thank you Tumblr 🥰🥰

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OwO?

Legendary post?

maru kaite

It's the same picture, Your honour

Here we see a very nice blunt-headed burrowing frog [Glyphoglossus molossus] photographed in Kaeng Krachan, Thailand. These frogs are known locally as balloon frogs due to their large, spherical bodies. Although common in some areas, these frogs are threatened by over-catching [as a food item] and habitat loss. Images by Tom Charlton.

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

Holy shit it's the three weed smoking girlfriends post

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

👁💧👄💧👁

I'm kinda new to tumblr (been here for about a year) so like, what the fuck????

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

Rosie the cat is too good for this world 😔

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?