I Am So Bored!!!!!!

i am so bored!!!!!!

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I’m crocheting some leaves for a gift I’m making and the pattern that I am following just says add wire. Not once does it say how the wire should be added and it’s not that obvious how by just reading the pattern so I had to watch their YouTube video! I NEVER watch the YouTube videos! It doesn’t even tell me what size hook or gage of wire! Any way I’m using some of the free patterns by hookok.com and honestly they look beautiful I wish they sold a book with all there patterns there very pretty and realistic. 8 out of 10 stars ⭐️ wish they were more detailed, definitely not beginner friendly but a fun challenge.

You know sometimes I think I'm faking my autism and sometimes I'm sitting in a hotel lobby just trying not to have an anxiety attack because my grandpa wanted the room to get cleaned, ruining my plan to draw on my iPad and relax and now I'm in a over and under stimulated limbo and my interest in anything has completely vanished.

I have some very important headcanons about sge and I need to get them out now.

So you know how Wendy darling Is horts mom. No well she is, and I find that really interesting especially since horts dad was a part of hooks crew and after hooks death was second in command and Peter Pan is credited with killing horts dad, his name is apparently George scourie, although George is Wendy’s dads name so I don’t think that is right so I’m renaming him Will. Now i think that some how after there fairytale Wendy took over hooks ship and became the new captain introducing real historical piracy instead of hooks dictator style. Wendy and Peter become enemies and Will is her second(first mate). So when Wendy can’t return to neverland Peter kills her husband. Wendy ends up separated from the people she loves and because I love drama she is pregnant with her and George’s second child.

First some math. The story is roughly set around 1904 but I’m saying it’s 1906 and Wendy is 13 same as Peter, when we see Peter in the books I interpret him to be around 50 years old. So we will say that 40 years have passed, this means that for Wendy it’s 1946 the year after ww2 when she finally makes it back.

So timeline, in 1906 the Peter Pan story takes place, after the story Wendy and her brothers travel between their world and Neverland.

1909: Wendy gets really mad at Peter and storms off meeting Will(scourie) the newest member of hooks crew(he’s one year older than Wendy) they don’t start a romance but become fast friends. They teach each other things like Scourie teaches Wendy how to fight and everything about being a pirate and ships. Wendy teaches Scourie math and philosophy (as those are his favorite) as well as the history of pirates in her world. This also starts Wendy putting into question the whole concept of Evers and Nevers and confronting both her own bies in her world and neverland, as well as finding and understanding the failings of the system.

1911:on the day Wendy and Scourie finally get together Peter finds out about Wendy and Scourie and because this Peter is a incel he decides that in the middle of a fight with Captain Hook in order to distract hook he exposes them. Hook is enraged by this and goes to kill Scourie but Wendy jumps in and duels hook and actually ends up killing him. Because Wendy killed hook she becomes the new captain of the jolly Rodger. Peter initially starts talking to Wendy about how he knew she could do it and trying to manipulate her into coming back and dumping Scourie and how she should’ve never been with him because she’s an ever and he’s a never. But Wendy doesn’t believe in that and she has seen that the divide between Evers and Nevers isn’t real and is steeped in classism and corrupt ideas. While Peter was talking Wendy was frozen almost unable to speak but her brothers come over and snap her out of the trance and both back her up when she accepts being captain and takes control of her crew and ship chasing Peter off the ship.

1917: Wendy gets a new quartermaster named Sasha

1920: Mr. Smee retires and Scourie becomes Wendy’s first mate and John becomes the doctor. In there home world John was a medic during ww1

1922: Michael went to culinary school and is a chef back home and the cook on the ship.

1925: Wendy and Scourie get married Michael is the maid of honor and John and another crew member named Bonnie are brides maids, Sasha officiates.

1930: threw out all of this Peter has been fighting Wendy and her crew off and on threw out the years and falsely blames them for him aging. Hort is born named Horace “Hort” George Scourie Darling. Hort doesn’t know his full name just the nickname since his dad died when he was young and Scourie was really depressed after Wendy was taken and had a hard time talking about her, Hort was to young to remember this and was left to assume a lot of things about his mom.

1933: Wendy when pregnant with her second baby she and her brothers are forced to return home due to a curse Peter had someone put on them. She names her daughter Willa Mary Scourie darling.

1937:Scourie is killed by Peter and hort is taken in by Sasha until he goes to school, Sasha isn’t very motherly.

1946: during the last ever after Morgan le fey crashes the meeting at Guinevere and Lancelot’s place with her daughter and ends up getting frustrated with some of the fairy tale heroes that are there. So she decides to bring her own, Alice (who never left wonderland and had also traveled through time when she first fell into wonderland is age 18), the Gerda and kai from the original snow queen (in their early 50s and happy together), and the darling family. Later on Clara from the nutcracker shows up but that’s for another post. Wendy notices hort first and starts hugging him and it’s a very tearful reunion until she calls him Horace and he gets confused for a second there. Sophie probably mention something about how the Wendy darling is horts mother and he never told her, while also questioning it because she in this part of the books isn’t able to understand how a hero like Wendy could be married to horts pirate father, just wait till she finds out that Wendy is a pirate captain.

Willa is also confused as while she knew she had a dad and brother she just assumed both were dead. And when Wendy starts looking for and asking about Scourie she finds out that Peter killed him and is devastated. With terrible timing Peter walks into the room and Wendy attacks him crying about her husband. Both Morgan and Merlin have to restrain her and Michael(who ready to help his sister torture and/or kill Peter, John was planning the escape plan and how get away with the murder). The three darlings swear not to fight Peter until after they save the world.

During the pair-up’s instead of pairing up with hort her son she helps lance with Tedros since she is an amazing leader. Michael ends up with dot and red also bonding over similar tastes in men and starts swapping recipes with red. John and Kai end up talking to Guinevere, Gerda pairs with hort and Peter and teaches hort some detective skills. Alice joins Cinderella and Agatha but keeps giving advice in riddles which Agatha finds confusing.

A small side tangent the snow queen is not working with Rafal as Gerda and Kai don’t defeat or confront her she just leaves Kai to die because she got bored, she might show up in Camelot years head cannons.

None of Morgan’s hero’s went to the school for good and evil and most don’t fall into the traditional divide of ever and never. They join the final battle and afterwards Wendy and John are asked to teach at the school and Michael gets a job as cook. They accept so they can stay near hort.

That’s enough for now but I do want to add more to this.