I Feel Like Emotionally The Difference Between Writing Fanfic And Original Shit Is Kind Of Theif You

i feel like emotionally the difference between writing fanfic and original shit is kind of the “if you want to bake a pie, you must first create the universe” thing, where in original stuff, you have to create the universe so that you can tell your dumb story about boys kissing and baking the pie means u gotta like, make sure atoms exist first, but in fanfic you can hop into someone else’s universe, kinda scope out the physics and the way gravity works, and wander into someone’s kitchen and bake the pie no problemo. 

Lmao this is always the second thing glasses-wearers notice upon getting glasses

minute 2.5 into wearing glasses

they’re already dirty

rated E for egg

executive dysfunction

Source: This

scientists: nooo you can't just keep killing us we need you to run the facility and do testing!!!

GLaDOS: hehe neurotoxin go brrr