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ur so funny pls never die and keep making bllk smau u havent left my mind this whole day 🙏🙏

HDJSBDJAKHD THANK U!!!!

my brain is fried amd i don't have any smau ideas atm BUT I WILL FET BACK ON MY GRIND 💯💯💯

blue lock manager oc who got recruited by ego bc she went viral for talking shit abt all the players on national tv

she has major beef with chigiri bc she's a lesbian and had a crush on him before finding out he's a man

i was wondering why i was getting a lot of motifs and most of them were on the i hate my bf post IM CRYEINGNGNGN

tired of being a loser girl i'm now entering my angelic era

imagine dating your blue lock boyfriend and you tell him you're having a bad day so he sends a selfie but it makes your day even worse

reo would be chewy, nagi would be gelatinous, isagi would have a bread feel, kaiser would be hard to bite like a rock

Once on a full moon, the alpha in me awakens (the neurotic muse) and I decide to grind (write a fic)... Something either comes from it or it's left to collect dust and rot

i think the funniest tag i've ever found on a blue lock fic is "just a little hitting" for a toxic realtionship

Been thinking about a reader who's only ever known sweet Isagi Yoichi. Your boyfriend.

The boy who takes you on dates to the beach frequently, because you love the sound of the ocean.

The boy who bring you fresh flowers every weekend, because you mentioned you love the smell of them.

The boy who stuttered, beat red, as he professed his love to you.

The boy who you now watch playing soccer, for the first time since he went to Blue Lock, at the U20 match.

The boy who you think might be possessed. Maybe.

The boy who has you on the wrong side of the Internet looking for an exorcist.

Because seriously, what the hell?

The boy who is cursing people out one minute in the match, and giggling at you when you meet up over his break.

When you watch his matches in the Neo Egoist League you're convinced he has spilt personality.

Because, once again, what the hell?!

But even then he smiles at his friends sweetly after manically (what the hell are you watching) professing that he is going to ruin that one foreign boys life.

But he is your Yo-chan and you love him. Even if he acts strange at times.

terrible music taste kunigami (specifically post wc) lives rent free in my head. banned from aux cords bad music taste. cried tears of joy when ghost mountain came back bad music taste

there should be a spa treatment where they take out all your internal organs and put them back after a couple of hours

Worst thing ever is when you enjoy a relationship between two characters in the same way that one might enjoy watching a horror movie but everyone else in the fanbase enjoys it in the way where they’re making cutesy ship art and posts about how perfect they are for each other and how they’d better be ‘endgame’

voted time magazine's sexiest sacrificial lamb of the year

every time something bad happens to me i'm blaming it on that one bald bitch in a wheelchair from overcooked 2

blue lock idol au where isagi gets exposed for fist fighting other idols at music shows and running an underground fighting ring but no one gaf while otoya is caught flirting with a girl at a club and gets blacklisted from the industry

money can solve all my problems

blue lock is such a good fucking manga not just bc of how interesting it is/how good the art is but because Isagi is such a funny fucking protagonist. Usually at least moderately humble up until the second he scores a goal or learns something new at which case he immediately starts being like "whoah it's like im actually a god. like the god above everyone. cooler than jesus even. everyone should be sucking my dick rn"

my chem teacher is straight from hell losing my adsignments

death note l is so fucking ugly

guten tag!!! schnitzel schnitzel!!!

i ❤️ my ugly bf