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Missa: I'm getting scared for real, by the way.

Bad: Why are you scared, Missa?

Missa: Oh, nothing, it's just that–

Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?

This entire horror movie bit Missa and Bad did today was incredible. Es cine 🚬

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Missa: Where are the raccoons, man?

Bad: What raccoon?

Missa: Badboyhalo, what did you do? What did you do? Badboy-

Bad: Nothing, Missa.

Missa: I'm getting scared for real, by the way.

Bad: Why are you scared, Missa?

Missa: Oh, nothing, it's just that– [Mumbles]

Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?

Missa: Of course we're friends, of course we are.

Bad: That was a nice picture you had. You're not gonna... you're not gonna show that picture to anyone, right?

Missa: [Throws the picture] Umm-

[Lightning strikes the photo, destroying it instantly]

Bad: ...Hmm. Huh! That problem's taken care of.

Missa: You're not the real Badboyhalo.

Bad: We're friends, right Missa?

Missa: I don't know. I don't know. Are we?

Bad: Of course we are. Friends look out for each other, right?

Missa: What did you do to those rabbits?

[A sound like a ringing phone suddenly echoes nearby]

Missa: Oh, look– it's time to go! That's my alarm to– I gotta go, Badboyhalo! I- I- that's my alarm for "Get the fck out of here" so it's alright, I've gotta- I gotta be like, on time for my– [SCREAMS]

Happy lesbian visibility week!

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spiderman dances to the beat

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