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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[Season 4 Aftermath & Previous Comic]

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originally posted May 26, 2023

exhaustion chart ✨️

✧.*Day 11 Cotltober 2024: Poison*.✧

So turns out the arrow they took for him was poisoned with mushroom. It probably wont kill them but the hallucinations ain't gonna be fun.

Promt list by stychu-stych

in the end I didn't like the result..

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

This might be my favorite submission so far

Physically a Leo, spiritually a Mikey.

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I want to reiterate the fact I think that Rise Leo and 2003 Mikey are eerily similar in a lot of ways. To those who write Leo as all silent and a shell of himself after krang- I respect you but here me out: he still is a flamboyant king with Issues ™️ and very much in denial/uses humor as a coping mechanism…kind of like 2003 Mikey, right?

(Sorry for the sketch lines and untidiness overall! I don’t have much time rn to do proper art 😓)

karaoke night.

Mike’s trying to get April into Kpop songs since she was the one who introduced him to Kdramas

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originally posted April 25, 2023

Wait is. Tumblr deleting my replies

Typical mortals -Pearce 💜🐢

Pearce (Donnie alter) drew this when he fronted and realized I wasn’t taking care of myself and I feel like I need to share and remind y’all too

Snort sharing a sketch from the actor au I haven’t posted yet bc I find it too funny to not share

Announcing who will be running as vice president alongside TSAU!Mikey in the @tmnt-multiverse-election and it's.....

T-T-TSAU!Donnie!?

You know when you were a kid and you were doing A Thing and it's all fun and games until your parents forces you to let your sibling join even though you really don't want to? ....yeah....

Basically, Draxum and Splinter have managed to finally agree on something and it's that Donnie and Mikey need to get along better and in their infinite wisdow figures making them compete for the throne of the multiverse together will teach them teamwork or something. So here we are.

And some of you might think - "hey, isn't having two people who are complete opposites in every way imaginable, which includes having completely opposing views on how the multiverse should be ruled, is mayhaps perhaps perchance not a very good idea??" - and if you think that then you are.... right! Like, objectively, this is a horrible idea do not vote for these two, literally the worst idea imaginable!!!

(And NO Donnie is DEFINITELY not plotting to undermine Mikey's authority so that he'll eventually get the chance to organize a coup against him and steal his role as presidential candidate away from him what are you talking about???)

Doodles for first set of orders!!! Fun to do doodles of other characters outside of rise hehe :3

I love the Leo and Hueso dynamic Hueso cares for Leo so much ;-;

odysseus: if i don’t return from troy, i want you to move on and be happy penelope: ok, i’ll be sure to find a handsome replacement husband odysseus: what the fuck. obviously if you do that i will murder him when i get back

The more I get back into liking, loving and lusting on people, the more I'm reminded what a sanitized, segregated lie queers have been built into.

I've met the sweetest, prettiest queens who tell me "Well, I'm a transsexual. Sometimes I call myself a transman because both my trans self and my manhood are me."

New friends tell me about the sexcapades their closed polycule gets up to that they just watch because they're a kinky ace.

There's staunch lesbians who helped the love of their life transition as a transmasc, gay men begging to be topped by trans men with the fattest tits.

Older queers don't hesitate to shout "oh, like Prince!" when I tell them I'm androgyne. Vanilla questioning men will text me day after day before shyly confessing I'm their dream guy. Closeted trans women ask to kiss me because I'm their dream girl. Doms and subs who melt when they realize I'm both and neither, and they didn't know somebody like me existed.

There's vanilla lesbians on Grindr and acearos who have shown me love deeper than I thought possible and guydykes kissing girlfags and MtFtMtX elders and throuples that have so much affection that they just collectively parent babygays who got disowned.

Everybody is so beautiful! There is so much love! It is no wonder a cruel world has a vested interest in suppressing queerness when humanity is so expansive to us.

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.