Realest Thing Ever Written
Realest thing ever written
ok… where are the peeta x reader fics … why is it a desert in here??? WHERES the SMUT?? We used to be a real country
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IK IM REQUESTING FOR THE SECOND TIMR BUT CAN U DO JASON VOORHEES X READER SMUT (reader can be afab or amab just use gender neutral names or pronouns) And also setting would be their alr together, living at camp crystal lake, THANK U BESTIE♥️♥️💪💪
Jason Voorhees x FTM Trans reader
Tags: smut, trans reader, reader has a vagina, slight mirror sex, p in v, switch!Jason
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The day started like any other, and you and Jason lay in bed soaking in eachothers company. Your hands are wrapped around his chest. He's shirtless and staring at the ceiling. You loved mornings like this.
Looking at his shirtless body, you felt a tiny tingle in between your thighs. You slowly roll over and straddle his hips. You craned your neck down and kissed his scarred neck.
He let out small noises, each filled with pleasure. You grinned to yourself, and you began to grind your cunt against his dick. He let out sweet, sweet groans.
You sat up, and he looked at his eyes through his mask. You reached your hand down and peeled off his mask. He looked to the side shyly, and you took your index finger and thumb to pull his chin back to facing you.
You took off your shirt, and you saw yourself in the reflection of the mirror above his bed. Surgery scars are displayed across your chest from your top surgery. He followed after you, pulling his clothes over and off until you both were completely naked.
You began crawling down his body now, when you reached his cock you met his eyes. He looked nervous but adorable. You wrapped your lips around the tip of his dick, swirling your tongue over the slit.
You then ducked your head down. You felt it hit the back of your throat, and then you swallowed around the tip. A deep grunt left his thick throat. You continued bobbing your head, gagging occasionally.
You grabbed his hand and guided it to your head. He grabbed your hair lightly and pushed. Soon, his hips began moving and twitching, letting you know he was about to cum. With one particular big twitch hit white seed splattered across your throat. You opened your mouth and pushed your tongue out, showing him his handiwork.
Then, you swallowed it while keeping eye contact with him. You stood up on your knees, moving over his thick, veiny cock. You lowered your hips, just enough for the tip to rest inside you gently. He looked at you with pleading eyes, so you gave him mercy and sunk down on his member.
Both of you felt immense pleasure. You began moving your hips up and down, and you let out quiet moans as he massaged your insides. Suddenly, he flipped you both over. You let out a small shriek that turned into a moan as he pumped into you.
His hips were thrusting into you d at such a high pace that the bed rocked along with you. His hips pistoning into you, a series of moans and whimpers escaped both of your mouths.
Not long after, his thrusts became sloppy and inconsistent. But he didn't stop till he felt you cum around his cock, hard.
Then you felt empty as he pulled out and came on your thick thighs. It dripped down onto the sheets, and you felt happy and complete. He collapsed onto the bed next to you. You put your hand on his chest and drifted off into a deep slumber.
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I hope you enjoyed it!!!! <3
Currently thinking about neighbor!Simon with a sweet thing who keeps shamelessly flirting with him.
Ghost, the soldier who has been basing his life in self-control and discipline, knocked down a peg or two by his younger neighbor. He doesn't even respond to the flirting, simply replying with a grunt or a "thanks" so quiet you can barely even hear it before he disappears into his house.
Neighbor!Simon, who initially moved to your quiet neighborhood for some peace and quiet— and he gets just that, with one glaring exception.
Neighbor!Simon, who is forced to listen to your moans and whines as you bounce up and down a dildo, filthy nonsense escaping your lips whenever it hits a sensitive spot.
Neighbor!Simon, who seemed amused about it at first and ignored it, but after a few times started feeling his jeans tighten up.
Neighbor!Simon, who cups his throbbing boner over his jeans, trying his best to stop himself from jerking off, yet your whiny moans are taking away any semblance of self-respect he has.
Neighbor!Simon, who timed his strokes with the sounds of your squelching cunt, imagining it's him going in and out of you.
Neighbor!Simon, who pathetically came all over his stomach when you moaned out his name, filthy and overly loud words leaving your lips because you know he can hear you.
Neighbor!Simon, who since then was less of a Ghost in his own neighborhood, actually trying to reply to your attempts at making conversation with him.
Neighbor!Simon, who told you one of his awful dad jokes just to hear the loudest sigh ever, the corners of his lips threatening to tug up at your reaction.
Neighbor!Simon, who eventually started tagging along for anything you did— Grocery shopping? Paying bills? Going to the park? Shopping? He's coming with you, claiming there's lots of creeps around.
Neighbor!Simon, who accepted your offers for dinner, looking at you moving around the kitchen and helping you, imagining you're his pretty little wife.
Neighbor!Simon, who got enough courage to kiss you after being 100% sure you were interested in him.
Neighbor!Simon, who couldn't keep the surprise from showing on his face when during one of your make out sessions, you took him to your bedroom.
Neighbor!Simon, who was a groaning mess underneath you as you rode him, calloused hands holding onto your hips with a bruising grip.
'' 'S what you wanted all along, love?'' He manages to grunt out between his deep groans and moans, hypnotized by the way your tits bounce while your tight cunt takes all of him.
''Since I first saw you.'' You reply with honesty, leg muscles tired from riding him, but his thick cock feels way too good to even think about stopping.
''Good girl.'' He praises, eyes closing as his hips start to thrust up, meeting you halfway while you bounce on his cock, angling up your ass so he hits a more sensitive spot that has you moaning on top of him, his grip on your hips going to your ass while he moves your smaller body up and down his cock, thrusts getting rougher while you finally collapse on top of him.
''Cum inside.'' His hips falter for a moment as he looks at you with raised eyebrows, your hushed confirmation of being on birth control enough to keep him going even harder, driving himself into your cunt at an unlawful pace, heavy balls slapping against your ass as he thrusted deeply, the room filled with the smell of sex, walls bouncing with the sounds of your combined desperate moans as he shoved himself as deep as he could, filling your womb with his thick, fertile cum. It doesn't matter if you're on birth control, his seed is much stronger.
Husband!Simon, who got to come home from deployment to his missus, stomach swollen with his baby.
can you do billy loomis x gn!reader angst like literally anything i just need billy angst in some form
omg yes!! so this is kind of short bc you weren't super specific but i hope you enjoy!!
tags: angst no comfort, toxic relationship
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you knew about Billy's plan; you knew about the whole thing. you didn't care about it. except, he has to date Sydney for the plan. you pretended that you didn't care, but you did. every time that you brought it up, he ridiculed you, saying that this is so important to him, and you need to get over it. you didn't say anything, but it did affect you.
right now, you are sitting on a bench next to your best friend/coworker, Randy. they were going on about what happened at Casey's house over the weekend. you saw Billy running his hand down Syd's arm, a feeling began to invade your mind. you were livid.
you quickly stood up, leaving without saying anything. everyone turned to you asking where you were going. Billy stood up following you, but playing off as if he was just being a nice guy.
you entered the abandoned bathroom, tears started to seep from your eyes. you heard footsteps coming in through the door. you turned and saw the person you expected.
"What are you doing, are you trying to blow our cover?" he asked anger prominent in his voice. "Our cover?! are you kidding me, i have nothing to do with your plan."
"Oh, so its "us" until it gets too tough?" he asks, implying that you weren't on his side. "that's the thing Billy, it's never us. it's always you and Sydney, or- or you and Stu. and i know you don't mind it." you said as more tears fell from your eyes. your voice was horse and cracking. "If that's really how you feel then i think we should end this." the words that came out of his mouth tore a hole in your chest. what you said next surprised the both of you.
"But i love you" when those words fell from your lips, along with your tears, he pointed his eyes to the ground. he turned and left the room. the second he left you sunk to the ground, back against the wall. you sat there until there was no tears left to cry. you felt numb but also angry. you didn't know how but you were going to get him back for this.
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hope you enjoyed! also let me know if you want a part 2 :)
also sorry this is really short
caught red handed ✭
perv!ellie x fem!reader



warnings: ellie’s a lil perv, panty sniffing, mild degradation, masturbation, fingering, 18+, men and minors DNI. I think that’s all!

“oh fuck, fuck, right there!” you whimpered, ellie’s strap pounding into you. she grunted, a bead of sweat dropping onto your arched back.
she grabbed your hips as a way to steady herself, obsessed with the way your ass bounced with every deep thrust.
“im gonna cum, ellie, m-gonna!!” incoherent babbles and sobs left your throat as you neared your peak.
“ellie…ellie…ellie…ELLIE!”
she groaned, rolling onto her side.
you leaned against her doorframe, sweatpants resting low on your hips, crop top cut high. how she wished she could actually touch you underneath those clothes, but all she could do was just be a fucking peeping tom.
“what do you want?” ellie replied lazily, clenching her thighs together. she felt her arousal, silently cursing you for interrupting her dream.
and for just waking her up in general. she values sleep very much.
“im about to go grocery shopping. do you want me to get you anything??” you asked.
“just like…some popcorn…can I text you this later?” ellie asked, rolling back over and snuggling into the covers. she heard you sigh, peeking out from behind them to make sure you had gone. when she heard the door slam, she was safe.
she quickly got up and went into your room, sifting through your laundry until she found a pair of panties. ellie held the slightly damp fabric to her nose, whimpering at the scent of you. she felt more heat pool between her legs, her clit throbbing against her boxers.
ellie returned to her room, shutting the door behind her and shoving her hand into her boxers. she whined, her sopping cunt finally getting the attention it deserved. she inhaled deeply, breathing in and memorizing how you smelled.
“fuck…”
her fingers circled her clit, knees buckling as she slid down the door. she opened her mouth, allowing your panties to fall on her tongue. ellie moaned, fully soaking through the panties with her saliva. her mind began to wander, picturing you twitching and trembling on her tongue as she would eat you out.
how she wished she could.
she was so jealous of every girl you brought home, wishing she was the one making you moan and cry out in pleasure.
ellie scrambled up and went towards her bed, covering herself before continuing to assault her clit.
“ellie, you never texted me what you wanted so you get your own shit or use what I got!” you shouted, placing the grocery bags on the counter.
oh fuck.
“ellie! where are you?” you called out, walking down the hallway and stopping at her door.
she whined, desperately trying to make herself finish before you came in.
“what are you doing…” you opened her door to see ellie quickly hiding something, her hair messy and face flushed.
“sorry i was…working out.” she lied.
“in your bed, under the covers?”
“yeah. not weird at all.”
you looked at her quizzically, stepping further into the room,
“i see some boxers on the floor, are you lying to me, williams?” you asked, approaching her bed.
ellie’s heart raced.
“um..” she stammered.
“were you jacking off?” you pressed on, running a nail down her exposed collarbones.
“i-maybe…” ellie practically whimpered, her clit throbbing beneath the covers.
“yeah? i hope you know, ellie, i can see my panties back there.”
she flushed red, your observation making her even more aroused.
god, she was fucking nasty.
“did i interrupt you before you finished? poor thing…” you whispered into her ear, ghosting your fingers over her tank top covered breasts. her bare nipples ticled your palm as you traced circles into the fabric.
ellie breathed heavily in response.
“such a pervert…” you teased, now massaging her breasts with your whole hand.
“‘s true..” she whimpered, clenching her thighs together. “im fuckin’ nasty, baby.”
you leaned closer to her face, noses brushing against eachother.
“ive noticed how you watch me undress sometimes,” you continued, sliding your hand under the covers and lightly tracing your finger over her sopping cunt. “why do you think i always start groping myself huh? why i put on a show whenever my girls come over?”
she felt like she was gonna explode. her eyes flicked from your lips to your eyes, struggling to focus as your slowly teased her.
“please…” ellie moaned softly, pushing her hips into your palm.
“please what? want me to give in to your fantasies, ellie?” you said, leaning even closer.
she pushed her hips into your palm again, moaning at the contact. you closed the space between you two, firmly pressing your lips onto hers. you applied pressure to her clit, rubbing circles over the sensitive bud. ellie moaned into the kiss, gripping the covers until her knuckles still white as she tried to process what was happening.
you pushed your other hand up her shirt, groping ellies tits. she grabbed your waist, aggressively feeling you up like her life depended on it. she was going absolutely insane. you pulled away from her, watching your fingers work into ellies cunt while she moaned and trembled.
“why don’t you shut up and put my panties back in your mouth huh?” you said as ellie cried out.
goddamn.
this might just be the best night of her life.
Emily prentiss x afab!reader
Contains: smut, oral (reader receiving), alcohol, makeout, ???
18++
Hope you enjoy :))
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Emily Prentiss had just come to the BAU, and everyone was walking around her just because she was new. Everyone except you. She couldn't keep her eyes off you. You were so extraordinary to her that every time you made eye contact or said her name, her heart jumped in her chest.
She had offered to take you out to get a few drinks. She said she wanted to repay you for your kindness, even though she was new. You said yes, of course. How could you not she was the most amazing and beautiful woman just being around her is a blessing.
You were sitting in the corner of this moderately dingy, dive bar. It was nice though, you enjoyed being around her. You were both laughing over eachothers stories. You had never met someone like her.
Your table was littered with empty glasses, and you could feel your eyelids becoming relaxed. Honestly, she was kinda a lightweight. She was always beautiful, but she looked especially gorgeous under the dim light of the bar.
As the night started to pass by, you both knew that when you two left, you would be leaving with each other. That's how you got to where you are now, pushed against your apartment door. Your legs were wrapped around her waist. she was passionately kissing you, her warm, soft lips pressing into yours. You never wanted to leave this moment.
When she parted her lips from yours, you let out a whine of dismay, already missing her mouth on yours. She asked you where your bedroom was, to which you pointed to the room across from where you two were standing. She grabbed your thighs, her hands pushing into your soft plush flesh. You could feel the heat bubbling inside you.
The walk to your bedroom was awkward but worth it. She struggled to open the door with your lips still crashing into hers. She tossed you on the bed carefully. You pulled yourself up to the top of the bed. Your back now against the headboard. You were staring at her, and she peeled off her shirt. She is a beautiful sight, her cheeks were slightly tinged, her hair messy.
You started to undress as well, taking off your shirt and pants, leaving you in your underwear. She looked as if she was studying you, but she snapped out of it and joined you on the bed. She put both of her hands on your bare waist. She placed her face in your neck, kissing and sucking from the bottom of your chin to the top of your shoulder. Whatever lipstick she had on after kissing your lips was now on your neck. Breathy moans pushed past your lips. After hearing the noise, you could feel Emily grining against your neck.
Emily reached under your back and uncliped your bra. The steady breeze of the room hitting your chest. She began to kiss down your neck, light pillowy kisses caressing your skin. Each kiss left a small patch of heat. You started to become impation and needy, quiet whines left your throat, your chest quivering.
She reached just above your pelvis, lifting herself up to look at you. Still looking at you, she hooked her hands under panties, pulling them down past your thighs, then past your ankles. Emily put her hand in between your knees, gently pulling them apart. She ducked her head into your thighs, planting small pecks on your inner thigh. You were whining and practically begging with your eyes.
She kissed her way up your thighs before reaching your gushing core. She pulled you closer before taking a slow, tentative lick in between your folds. A groan came out of your throat, the feeling sending waves of pleasure through your body. Solely acting on this pleasure, you wrapped your hand in her brunette locks, pulling them lightly. She let out a small gasp, enjoying the sensation.
Her tongue started to glide over your clit, pressing on it moderately. Gasps and groans fell from your lips, filling the room.
She continued to lick in between your folds and dart her tongue across you clit. Your leg started to shake slightly, just then she snaked her hand up into your core. She pushed two fingers into your opening. She pushed them in and out at a fast pace. You could feel a knot grow in your stomach, getting closer and closer to your release. She continued to put pressure on your clit with her tounge.
You started to moan louder, high-pitched whines leaving your throat. Your legs started to tremble around her head. You felt the knot in your stomach grow and grow until your release washed over you, waves upon waves of pleasure rolling through your body. Gasps and pants were falling from your lips.
When your body started to calm down, your breath evening. You felt the bed sink in next to you. You turned on your side, looking into her eyes, she was smiling. Even in this moment of passion and affection, she was still the kindest woman.
You rolled over to her, holding yourself above her naked body. You were planning to return the favor, but when you looked down, her eyes were closed. You could still smell the alcohol on her breath. You pulled the comforter over both of you naked bodies, warming yourself up. You shut your eyes and went to sleep knowing that you would deal with all of this tomorrow.
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This took way too long tbh, but I got it done so...
Anyways, hope you enjoyed :))