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Relationships Are So Insane Like What Do You Mean You Just Have Someone You Get To Talk To All The Time??

Relationships are so insane like what do you mean you just have someone you get to talk to all the time?? Who cares about you?? Who you also care about?? And you just get to show that to each other?? Like wtf is that even allowed???? How do i get it to happen to me????

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1 year ago

ellie standing on big bidness !! nsfw, mating press, dirty talk, slight internalized lesbian phobia, strap on (r!receiving)

ellie loves you so so much. she loves that she knows you like the back of her hand and vice versa. she loves when you guys are joking and laughing together or laying together in bed talking about random shit. she loves when your watching movies together. she loves touching and feeling you.

all these things are the best times in her life, she just wishes that she wasn’t such a secret. that when you go outside together, you dont push away her hugs or swat away her sneaky hands when they reach for your ass. or when she tries to kiss you you don’t dodge them. you give her the same excuse everytime.

“you know we can’t els…” why? because your a fucking model and she guesses the public knowing you are a raging lesbian with a masc gf would ruin your job opportunities (so you seem to think). but when you decide to take her out on her birthday and buy her a beautiful and very expensive guitar and took her out to dinner she can’t help but be reminded of why she fell in love with you.

but you had to ruin it. when you walk out the restaurant after dinner smiling at her, telling her happy birthday. she smiles back leaning in to kiss your lips. you pull away really fast giving her an awkward giggle. ellie’s face drops, why tf does she feel like she’s in love with her straight friend and not her girlfriend?

ellie storms into the driver seat of the car not saying anything when you climb in. she drives you guys home, silent and face scrunched up in anger. it’s her fucking birthday for goodness sake, this shit is getting out of hand.

you nervously fidget in your seat. you know you done fucked up this time. so when ellie has your legs pressed by your ears, in a mating press on your bed, tears welled up in your eyes, your not surprised.

“ellie im sorry!” you squeal as you feel her strap brutalize your cervix. “it’s my mf birthday!” she grumbles out accentuating every word with a harsh thrust. “ur too deep els,” you whimper out, pushing at her lower stomach trying to get her to take some out.

she throws your hand away, over your bullshit. “who this pussy belong to?” she says slowing her thrust down when you start clenching down on her. “you~” you whine out now desperate for her to make you cum. “you ever dodge my kiss again…” her hips pick up speed again, “no never again, i promise!” you moan out throwing your head back as you clench around her again.

ellie leans down to kiss you in the messiest way possible, all tongue and spit as she gets wtf led y’all to this moment. you suck on her tongue as you cum on her dick, raking your nails up her back in a desperate attempt to get her closer to you.

she gets off, kneeling between your legs before tapping your face a couple times as you doze off. “got something to say?” you look at her with a fucked out look on your face, “happy birthday, baby”

1 year ago

ghost would love having a housewife-

being able to love you is enough for him, and yet he still gets to come home to home cooked meals? and a cute decorated house? that man is folding.

he’d open the door and spot you in the kitchen, your hair falling perfectly around your face, aroma of the dish making the whole house smell good. he doesn’t say a word just rushes over to you and pulls you into a deep kiss.

it still takes you by surprise even though his reaction is a regular occurrence. you’ve just never met anyone as passionate as him.

ghost who is obsessed with calling you his wife, most of all in bed.

“yeah, love? that feel good? is my pretty little wife gonna cum?”

“what does my wife need, hm? need me to make you numb like last time? yeah, that’s what i thought.”

you try to respond, but you’re squeezed around him so tight, anything that leaves your mouth us incomprehensible.

1 year ago
Ghost And Knig Headcanons For You Horny Fucks
Ghost And Knig Headcanons For You Horny Fucks
Ghost And Knig Headcanons For You Horny Fucks

Ghost and könig headcanons for you horny fucks

Ghost And Knig Headcanons For You Horny Fucks

Ghost definitely uses his height to his advantage.

He knows how much bigger he is compared to you. He loves it when you shrink below him while he towers over you, his shadow completely darkening your attitude, "So quiet now, little mouse. Scared of the big bad ghost?" He'll tease, hand gripping onto your cheeks to maintain eye contact

Ghost & König love to use you in front of mirrors.

They both force you to watch how the tip of their cock will slide in, stopping when you look away. Placing your hand right over the outline of his cock in your stomach "See? It's not too big, You're just being a baby. Now hush."

König definitely eats you out for his own pleasure.

König loves the little noises you make while his thumb rubs small circles on your clit, fingers stretching you while his tongue digs deeper, thighs squeezing around him, incoherent babbles being your responses when könig ask if you want to cum.

Ghost likes coming inside you while könig likes cumming on you.

Ghost will have you on top of his lap back against his chest, his cock nestled inside your cunt keeping his cum inside you, while könig has his cock resting in your mouth, cum shooting down the back of your throat

Ghost and Konig hate sharing you and make it an absolute competition to see can get more orgasms from you.

"Come on, little mouse, you can give one more, yeah? That's all I'm asking for, promise." Ghost whispers in your ear. He'd already gotten 2 orgasm from you, and he didn't plan on stopping. "Best to back down now, könig." Köing just pushing him away before sliding his own cock inside your already abused pussy.

Ghost definitely enjoys primal prey.

Bringing you to a new forest to get lost in that he knows too well, giving you a 5 minute start to run and hide before he comes hunting after you. Immediately getting lost in his own head while he chases after you, catching you to in almost no time, wasting no time to take your panties off. Ripping a whole in them before sliding his fingers against your slit "Hope you're ready."

König loves when you're mad at ghost and come to him.

König will open you with welcome arms, "He's so cruel to you, isn't he my little kätzchen?" König loved the way you melted in his arms, his hand rubbing a small circle on your inner thigh."Let me make it all go away, hm? You want that?"

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1 year ago

RAHHHHH

könig is a rough dom, argue with the wall 💯🎀

i know a lot of people headcannon könig to be a soft dom, or submissive due to his size. some people think he'd rather you be in control rather than himself because he might lose himself and become all rough and aggressive... but, i think he's purposely rough. i think he's into pain play.

he loves to twist and tug on your nipples. nipple clamps and pulling on them. it gets him so, so hard at the sight of your shocked and pained facial expressions, with tears rolling down your tearstained cheeks.

“you are such a filthy thing, mäuschen...” his hand collides with your cheek, the other pulling your hips and rocking them to the rhythm of his thrusts.

“you cry so much, yet take it all so well. you enjoy getting slapped, hit? ja--of course you do, taube...”

könig is fast and harsh with his thrusts; balls smacking against your cunt when he's fucking your tight asshole, with your mouth taped and moans stifled and muffled.

he's most definitely into bondage, probably latex too. of course, he's in the military, he knows how to tie you up so that you're not wriggling another the place constantly. just so he can fuck into your glossy folds ‘til they're puffy and swollen and bloody from his fast and hard thrusts.

könig would probably be into fear play as well. he'd love to roleplay interrogation, to put the muzzle of a handgun against your temple and fuck into your hole while demanding answers. the gun isn't loaded, obviously. he wouldn't dare risk his lover's life just for some sex... he just likes to threaten you, to see the fear as you're forced to ride him and work your hips down onto his fat dick while he leans back and watches as you do all the work.

or even putting the gun on the back of your head as you suck him off obediently and shakily.

knife kink? he has it. eating you out and placing the sharp blade against your thigh, slowly dragging it up, enough to threaten you and keep you still.

stop wiggling, mausi... otherwise you'll have a cut along your thigh from being disobedient.

he loves humilation and degrading. he has you sad and whiney, sobbing for him to be gentle, which gives könig to opportunity to fuck into your hole, soothing and easing the pain and throb between your soft thighs, while wiping away the tears that ruin your pretty cheeks. :3