This Is Why I'm Scared Of Tryna Write Characters That Are Smart, Specially If They Aren't An OC Of Mine,

This is why I'm scared of tryna write characters that are smart, specially if they aren't an OC of mine, like- what if I accidentally dumb them down and my readers get offended because I couldn't portray that character properly or sumthin

Sometimes, I question whether TCF is actually a legit published novel instead of an unhinged fanfiction written by an author who snorted crack

Side note; That 'Dear diary' bit sent me spiralling fr fr😂

TCF Out of Context

Cale: (suddenly stripping) Choi Han, give me your clothes Choi Han & Billos: ???

Rosalyn: Young Master Cale.... what are you doing...? Cale: Crime in progress. Is something wrong?

Hannah: I wanna bathe in the blood of my enemies Cale: (internal screaming) .....Sure

Choi Han: Your highness, there's... a hole in the wall of the prison now, for some reason... Alberu: (headache intensifies)

Mary: Young Master Cale, you should eat. You only don't eat when you're dead. Cale: (sweating) ...??

Hans: (cheerfully) That's right Young Master, there's no such thing as hopes and dreams in this world! Cale: Just shut up. Hans: Yes, sir!!

Raon: Goldie Gramps! Play dead! Eruhaben: ...???

Clopeh: (points at Cale) Father, this esteemed person is a God Cale: ?!?!?!?!

Wind Elemental 1: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! DEATH!!! Wind Elemental 2: Sorry about him... he's always like that...

Bud: (offended) I'm a swordmaster, not baggage! Cale: That's right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Wut- Cale: Shut up and carry me

Choi Han: So, what is your plan Cale-nim? Cale: Let's have our enemies start a campain to kill Cale Henituse Choi Han & Raon: ...?!?!?

God of Death: Dear Diary. Today, I got beat up with a broom.

Alberu: So this is why I probably shouldn't be the king- Cale: Your highness your ancestor was a criminal Alberu: ?????

Cale: (brutally beating up the White Star with a pebble) Everyone: ..........

Cale: (burns money and Laughs in Rich) Eruhaben: (feeling poor) ...I'm too old for this

"Why punch when y'all can kick their heads off Nezuko-style and basically be the same height as them? Y'all can go for the kneecaps too if ya want" — An unfortunate victim of the vertical genetics

Fellow virtically challenged human what do i do when my friend makes fun of my height

Stomp on their feet and/or insult them back

Dude traumatized for life😂 He boutta start passing out before Choi Han's hand even lands on him

Book 2 Spoilers:

Choi Han to Number 7: Will you harm Cale-nim?

Number 7: Me? Never. I am innocent.

Choi Han, takes out his fist.

Number 7: W-Wait!

Tcf is slowly ascending to become a quick transmigration novel lmao

I am firm in my belief that TCF is writing its own crossovers and fanfictions into the story.

A story where what if everyone died except for Cale after the final battle against the White Star? Just check the Wind Island Test.

A time travel fix-it/everybody lives fic? The Sealed God's Test on Earth 2 technically counts.

An AU where the White Star wins and Cale loses, or maybe a world where Cale does not exist? Reading about Kim Rok Soo's past before the apocalypse or when he was a kid? What if Choi Han managed to save Harris Village? You can find all of that in the Sealed God's Temple!

What if TCF had a crossover? No problem! Do you want a necromancer world? A murim world? Or do you want a "Duke of the North Cale Henituse" world? Do you want a Demon King with that, or a side dish of the Divine Realm?

A prime example is Cale who thinks that his Slacker-life is always just a step away or something and yet 1000(?)+ chapters later, Slacker-life is still nowhere to be found.

...I swear that TCF is giving me trust issues 😂 I literally cannot trust any lore structure they're giving me! Everybody keeps breaking the rules!!

Blood Demon: "Dragons can't become gods." Me: *pointing at the Dragon Lord of Aipotu* Then pray tell, woman, what the f*** is that??

In fact, if anything is stated to be "impossible", you better take it as "oh you BET it's possible and it's gonna happen in roughly 250 chapters" 🤣