Summer Lovin'

summer lovin'

all cats deserve a self portrait

thank u chappel

omfg avo your MIND 😭 your humor is so good, i ADORE the way you write wade holy shit 🥹😵‍💫🤍

“The crime does not fit the punishment, pookie. I finished your Cap’n Crunch and you’re trying to make my dick explode.”

this line made me laugh out loud so hard i had to show my bf 😭 i too am a cap'n crunch fiend so wade is getting what he deserves

“Logan gets all the good ones and I have to be in the prompts where you fucking torture me…” he mutters.

i love your fourth wall breaks!! i was aching for fics where wade obviously knows he's in a Fic and your wade kinktober pieces are really hitting the spot omg

not wade stapling his fucking mouth shut 😭 he WOULD!! he's such a little weirdo i love him. and i just know he gets fucked so good after halloween town... ugh 😵‍💫🤍

Kinktober #8

8. Flogging // Swallowing // Cock Warming

“What have I done to deserve this?”

You throw Wade a look over your shoulder, shifting to readjust your seat. He lets out a strangled noise as his cock buries itself further into your warmth. It brushes up against your sweet spot in a way which almost makes you moan, but you swallow it down because it’s far more fun to be a little mean to him and pretend you’re not enjoying this as much as he is.

It’s not a problem. He likes it. Gets off on it really, masochist that he is.

“You know what you did, Wade Wilson.”

His hands alight on your hips as he gently tries to love you in his lap. Get you to bounce on him a little. Anything. But you remain as still as a statue, gently slapping away his touch when he tries to do more than just caress you. Knowing he’s been defeated Wade throws himself back into the sofa, garrulous mouth defeated for a moment. This lasts for all of two minutes. 

“Baby I said I was sorry I ate all your cereal—”

“I’m not annoyed you ate it, I’m annoyed you put the goddamn empty box back into the cupboard for me to find. Replace my food, Wade!”

“The crime does not fit the punishment, pookie. I finished your Cap’n Crunch and you’re trying to make my dick explode.”

You reach for the Pringles tucked at your side - supplies for a long afternoon of cockwarming - munching down a few and in a moment of grace you hold one over your shoulder and feed it to Wade out of your hand. He crunches in your ear, your own personal ASMR show.

“Logan gets all the good ones and I have to be in the prompts where you fucking torture me…” he mutters. You snuggle into his lap, rock-hard length complaining inside of you, and sigh as you resume your game. You feel yourself flooded with precome and it takes every ounce of self control you have not to just fuck him there and then on the communal couch.

“Honey, if you’re very good and let me finish Halloween Town in silence, we’ll see if we can do something about that desperate cock of yours, hmm?”

You know he’s raising his eyebrows in hope, you don’t even have to turn. 

“Really?”

“Silence.”

There’s a rustling as Wade reaches for something on the side table, then a mechanical stamping noise. You can just about turn your head enough to see he’s stapled his own goddamn mouth shut. He winks and you can’t help but laugh at the grisly sight.

“Oh my god…”

He’s ridiculous. You love him.

*reads sign* Wade would’ve liked that very much, bub <3

i know y'all prefer x reader works but i lowkey reaaaaaally want to make an xmen self insert oc...