Elisezone - Elisezone

его девушка

“his girl”

x gon' give it to ya.

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: @fuckmyskywalker introduced me to the concept of talking to a pussy i think via an anakin smut post and it changed my life so i'd like to dedicate credit to the idea. WARNINGS: fem reader | sex in the suit | deadpool calls himself daddy ironically and talks to your pussy.

A deep groan reverberates from low in DEADPOOL's throat. "Baby, I can't believe how good you look right now, seriously never looked better." he praises, commending the space between your legs as she's stuffed full of every inch of his dick. Another inexplicable thing about his mutation—he grew.

"'Talking to my pussy again, Wade?" you scoff, amused and breathless as you rock back on him, tossing a glance at him over your shoulder. Your spine is in a deep arch over the bed, and the nine inch heels you're wearing are the only reason you're able to compete with his height bent over like this.

"She needs to know what a good job she's doing otherwise she'll get discouraged. Poor thing needs a lot of love." he refutes your judgement, however playful, lovingly stroking the flesh of your ass with his glove. "Give us some privacy, please. Jesus." he tsks, shaking his head at you while you bury your face in the mattress. If his dick wasn't yanking your brains out along with it, you might have more to say. He turns his attention back where your bodies conjoin. "Thank God I put zipper on this thing. Who knew a onesie would be such a hassle to take a piss in?" The sounds of the room are filled with him running his mouth and your cunt's wet responses when he pulls out and shoves back in. "Now look at us." A particularly moistured sound squirts out, and he laughs knowingly, like your hole's said something entertaining at a tea party. "Zipper makes it too easy, you know? We've gotta stop meeting like this, maybe next time we can just sit and talk—"

"Wade!" you giggle, banging your fist onto the mattress. "Just fuck me, already!"

"Don't worry about her, she's just jealous." he tells your cunt, "You and I have something special, don't we? 'Specially when Daddypool says to christen the suit." A wave of wetness wells up from his comment, and he gasps in pleasant surprise. "Oh, you like that, you dirty thing. Next time I crotch-shot a bad guy he'll smell you all over, is that what you want, you freak? C'mere, I'll give you something real to leak about." Big rough hands grip on your hips, slamming into you so hard your ass ripples from the effect, and your happy pussy gargles around the dick it chokes on.

|| Joost Klein x Coquette!gf

Headcannons sfw & nsfw

I haven’t written fanfiction in a hot minute. It’s been like 5 months! Exams were my priority but it’s finally over! Don’t expect greatness because my writings VERY rusty lol, love ya <3

~ not proof read so sorry for grammer or spelling mistakes ~

SFW

Firstly, Joost loves how you look together in photos. Your cute little pink outfits next to his black and leather, you compliment each other perfectly. He can’t get over the almost humorous contrast.

Joost loves to surprise you with unexpected gifts. On tour he picks you up little trinkets from tacky gift shops and back street markets, he’s always on the search for the next shiny little thing for your night stand.

Following this, he likes to slip little notes into your tiny purses and clutches. Affectionately written sticky notes in his scrawled handwriting, professing his love and adoration for you.

We all know Joost has a love for his hair, in interviews numerous times he’s said it’s his favourite part of himself. This, naturally, goes with your hair too. He loves brushing it, threading his fingers through the soft locks. However, most of all, he loves tying the little pink bows into your plaits.

Despite your… obviously contrasting music taste - he doesn’t mind a bit of Lana Del Rey. Aslong as you’re happily nodding your head along to ultraviolence, he’s happy too.

Joosts favourite thing in the world is kissing you. He truly could spend hours littering tiny pecks over your face.

Cuddling in bed is close too, holding your smaller figure against his side and pressing lovingly kisses into your soft hair, the scent of your Miss Dior filling his senses, driving him crazy.

Joost is famous for his bold style choices, and you may think it would be totally different to yours, boy he wouldn’t mind matching a few pearl necklaces now and again. He just wants to make you happy.

Nsfw

Firstly, Joost is KINKY asf, and isn’t afraid to try some things with you. One of his favourite things to do in bed is tie your hands together, and what does he do it with? A pink bow to match your lacy pink lingerie. He just can’t help it! You look so cute!

Speaking on lingerie, Joost loves to buy you sets. Coming back from tour with a carefully wrapped white box, letting you unwrap it on the bed only to find a little lacy two peice he just can’t wait to rip off you.

Joost loves you very much, and you know it, yet the poor boy just can hold himself back :( seeing your prettily done makeup smudged, mascara seeping down your flushed cheeks gives him all the reasons in the world to treat you like you’re worthless in bed.

I’m so certain Joost would have a corruption kink, nothing gets him quite as excited as ruining a pretty little thing like you, showing you your innocence is just a facade.

Joost is 100% A MUNCH. All he can think about when he sees you in pretty little skirts is flipping them over and burying his head beneath the frilly fabrics and kissing your sweet tasting pussy.

Whilst I fully believe Joost is rough and borderline violet during sex, he can still have his romantic moments. Lighting floral scented candles and decorating your pink bedsheets with rose petals, just to make love to you for hours on end. He loves to treat you like the princess you are, but only sometimes.

Last note - he isn’t shy to bully your pussy to a bit of Lana Del Rey <3

Sighhhh new headcannons not showing up in the tags!!!! Joost x coquette!gf just posted on my profile

“my pretty baby” and i’m talking about a grown man who could pick me up and throw me any way he’d like.