Very Special Birth Day Of A Very Special Boy Is Coming Up In A Couple Days

very special birth day of a very special boy is coming up in a couple days…

Thank you Sasuke

everybody say thank you sasuke

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

just thought I'd share this here too, please stay safe you guys </3

here's the link to the tweet, there's more information about this in the replies, please read them <3

edit: DO NOT USE DUCKDUCKGO, IT SHARES UR INFO !!

And this is why it bothers me when Kishimoto frames the situation as though Danzo was the only villian here. There were other people in that room when genocide was being discussed. This was not a one man operation.

don’t say such things IN FRONT OF ITACHI LMAO how about DON’T SAY SUCH THINGS PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!  how about “holy shit, did you just suggest we assassinate children???  wow uhhhhh you’re a monster and probably shouldn’t be in a position of power; i wonder if it’s really a good idea to keep you in charge of all those foundation kids uhhhhhhhhhh” 

like seriously WHAT KIND OF FAKE BENEVOLENCE IS THIS

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.