I Didnt Know Other People Spent Time Thinking About This Too! I Think About This Stuff Constantly! I

I didn’t know other people spent time thinking about this too! I think about this stuff constantly! I read a lot of fantasy/fiction books, and zone out really often trying to think of how I’d explain things like the internet or an iPhone to different fantasy characters. A lot of the time I think “what if they could see me right now? What if they could see through my eyes? How would I explain the modern world to them?” It’s an infinite pastime. Constant entertainment. How would I explain Earth to Star Wars characters? How would I explain how their life is our fiction? How would I explain our houses and lights and air conditioning and radios to someone like Legolas? I do admit that a large topic is iPhones and the internet. So complex! I spend hours thinking about how to explain it in terms for medieval characters. Social media, google, videogames, movies, music, YouTube, and so on.

Zoned out for twenty min thinking about how I’d explain fortnite to an ancient Roman

Anyone have any good snake names? For this boi

Peaceful forest video

Do any of you guys have wrists and ankles that click when you roll them?

Kind of like cracking your knuckles but you can do it repeatedly and always

I dunno who made the references, and don’t want to put this out here without saying I roughly traced the one on the right

I plan on finding the creators of both reference pics I used with a reverse image search, and I’ll update this when I do

I know of at least two fics that do this exact scenario— here are the links, you can thank me later :)

Personally I think the Ao3 one is of higher quality :)

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14032172/1/Danny-is-an-Arkham-Security-Guard

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36363223/chapters/90658183

Imagine Danny Fenton working as a security gaurd at Arkum Asylum. Like, he jokes around with the inmates, makes horrible puns, try to get his stick in the mud coworkers to crack a smile. Nobody would take this bean pole seriously. Not noticing the lean muscle underneath his skin, or the way he surveys every room he enters in an instance. He's become a favorite with several inmates like Harley and the Riddler; not afraid to make witty comebacks and banter. There is just one thing though. He tells them one day if they ever try to escape they best do it when he's off the clock because they won't otherwise. Don't mistake this for a challenge, its a warning, he informs them. And the most mysterious thing about this new gaurd is that there has yet to be a successful prison break when he's on duity. This kind of record in Arkum is unheard of. Who knows what kind of attention that might cause. Mabye even the curiosity of a certain local Vigilante.