It's Working!!!!!!!!

it's working!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to mess with my friend by pretending to be lizard person and using my dead name but it's not working

One of the adults around me was talking to the 5 year old and stopped mid sentence and said "ooh" and walked over to the counter and picked a tiny cheese greater off the ground.

ok, so, I was just at Subway and the ladys behind the counter just told my mom "your son is very handsome" and that made my day

oh me gosh

I found this

my grandma just came into my room with on of my million black shirts (all stained) and said, "You are the only kid I know who can stain a black shirt."