Classic.

Classic.

Hey, so do you eat your clowns?

no - i've heard they taste Funny 🥁🥁💥

I hate those dynamics. Why can’t they be more like lovers?

I love the range of sibling dynamics that take place.

It goes from “i hate you, you suck, don’t touch me don’t even breath the same air as me” to “hey” “hey” to “we were forged in the fires together, two halves of the same whole that cannot be complete without the other, you are my family in a way that no one else will ever be” to “look it’s you *shows a picture of a moose*”

And it’s all from the same two people, like

Siblings are wild dude.

I love it

You forgot journalist,poet,cartographer,and impresario.

there are only three genders - inventor, researcher, and chef

That’s not true. You need someone special to complete you. You are nobody until somebody loves you. You need somebody to give you life? Awww,you’re so sweet~ Here you go~ Nobody until somebody cares… The above quote is for those who prefer dying alone,which I’d rather not do. Depend on somebody,for you’re nobody until somebody gives you everything… In return,give them kissies,your soul,AND YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY. ANYTHING THEY DESIRE.

Just a reminder that you're whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You're a complete masterpiece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence

I love THAT dynamic…

The oldest sibling who treats their younger sibling(s) as if they're their own children is both the sweetest and most tragic type of sibling dynamic tbh

Especially if it's children who are neglected by their parents, their parents are missing/fighting someplace overseas, they're orphans, or they have had a parental figure die when they were younger

Because they have already chosen their wives,and those wives are interesting traditional princesses and mothers. I’m so happy that my current boyfriend actually knows how and when to put his foot down,actually has strongly held beliefs,and actually has a personality unlike what feminazis like you place upon men. I also love that my current boyfriend challenges me,and when I let him take the lead when we talk things out. You wouldn’t understand because you’re just a stressed office worker who needs to quit her job. Not sorry,it is what it is.

Why can’t I be a normal female manipulator boss babe like fr I have a hot dark academia himbo wrapped around my little finger but because he is low-key boring I don’t really care? Why do I only want funny guys with personalities when. they. Are. So. FEW. ???