Horrible Job. Ghosts ARE Real! When You Die,youre Doomed To Haunt The Earth Have You Seen Haunted Houses

Horrible job. Ghosts ARE real! When you die,you’re doomed to haunt the earth… Have you seen haunted houses and poltergeists?! Sirens are more like angels with bird claws and fangs! And they sing like angels! YOU LIED! Creatures are more powerful than you think… LIAR!

Mythical Creatures

Humanoid Creatures:

Fairies are humanoid bugs that feed off of fire flies and are often mixed up with them.  Pixies on the other hand are an entirely different species than fairies,  First off, they’re sentient and have their own culture and history, and second their more along the lines of Tinkerbell than actual Fairies.  Pixie magic is often said to be the ultimate neutral magic, in that most of their offensive and defensive spells focus on karma and judgement.

Sirens are Water based Carnivorous Fairies that feed on the littlest of fish.  Mermaids are similar to

pixie’s, but instead of wings they have fins, and instead of feet they have flappers.  Mermaids are also funnily enough very competitive and consider Pixie’s their greatest enemy.  

So Ghosts absolutely do not exist, when you die, you die, but Willow-the-wisps are often mistaken for ghosts, but WtW are more along the lines of guardian angels, but instead of people they guard places.

Genies are actually more common then you think, it’s just that whenever a Genie lamp is found, anyone with common sense immediately turns them over to the proper Mage Authorities

Human - Creatures:  

Werewolves have four classes and depending on your personality when a werewolf bites you, you either become, an Alpha, a Beta or second in command, a Delta, or common werewolves, or Omega which are lone wolves.  So Delta’s are kind of overlooked a lot because they are the weakest,  but they also make the best spies for other packs.  

Now vampires now days typically drink from blood bags, but the occasional rogue vampire comes about every so often.  Vampires are actually probably one of the strongest beings in existence, so they have their own rulers, but when you need to kill a vampire the only way to kill them is to place a rose of their coffins when they sleep, which they only do every new year.

Beasts:

Trolls are the thugs of the magical world, use for heavy lifting and mostly dumb.

Yeti’s are similar to trolls, except their fur is super valuable and hard to get because while they’re dumb you can’t get the fur after they’re dead because their body becomes snow.

Unicorns are real, but the only thing magical about them is their ability to traverse any and all terrains, other than that it’s just a horse with a horn.  Pegasus’s are not real.

Dragons are considered to be beasts by most people because nobody really speaks their language, but they are very smart not to mention they are big hoarders.

Finally we have the Leviathans,  which are the only sea dwelling beasts that we know of.  Leviathans  are the shapeshifter’s and tricksters of the sea, they only trick Jerks though, so if you’re an okay person, you should be safe at sea!  

TA DA!

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ASOUE Inventions(used and unused)That Have Me Inspired

Original Book Series

-Grappling hook made of torn ugly clothing,a bent and broken curtain rod,and wire

-New kind of pencil sharpener

-Lockpick made from two plug prongs,a thumbtack,and soap as a lubricant

-Scratch-made telephone

-Automatic harmonica player

-Signaling device made with cloth,a fishing pole,a metal bucket,and a hairnet

-Retriever made out of chewed gum and a debarker

-Noisy shoes with metal on the heels and toes

-Staple-making device made with creamed spinach,metal rods,a toe-shaped potato,a small crab,and a fork

-A rope made of curtains,extension cords,and neckties

-Welding torches made of oven-heated fire tongs(when the heat died down,said tongs were later used as crowbars)

-New kinds of flashlights made from broom handles,rubber bands,and tin foil

-Water pitcher as a mortar-dissolver

-Wooden bench as a battering ram

-Assisted self-sustaining mobile home

-A new kind of telegram

-Strange mixing device for food

-Automatic rolling pin made of a window shade and six pairs of skates

-Intercom system with an empty soup can with a hole in it

-Rubberband trail escape device

-Escape cart made with ivy vines,roller coaster parts,and a fan belt

-Drag chute using hammocks and a multitude of stick condiments

-Wooden table used as a brake

-Climbing equipment made with fork-assisted shoes,fake fingernails,ukulele strings,and a candelabra as an ice tester

-Dirty laundry sheet drag chute

-Saltwater filtering device

-Flashlights made of tin foil,a broom handle,and rubberbands

-Cold,hard teething device made from a silver pie server and the ear from a snowman ice sculpture

Movie(used and unused)

(Used)

-A communication collator made with a magnetic spin wheel toy,a bell,a spiral metal strip,a basket,a bone piece,a tin can,metal and small balls,a bike horn piece,and a glass pipe,gears,a metal spoon.string,and a creepy doll

-Firefly trapper

-Headgear that can show pictures slides

-Switching device made with a coil,a car seat strap…and a Littlest Elf bobblehead

-Grappling hook made with an umbrella frame and rope

-Bed-making device that can be activated with the pull of its rope,gears,and clothespegs

(Unused…though I kinda wish they were used…)

-Stone Fetcher(four or so variants)

-Easter Egg Painter

-Wind-Driven Watering Device

-Firefly-Trapping Device

-Story-Teller Device

-Telescopic Hummingbird Observation Stabilizer

-Type-o-matic Shoe-Tying Device

-Harmonica Player(four or so variation),though

-A toy boat levitating device made with a hand-cranked sharpener,popsicle sticks,and paper balloons

Videogame(all variations)

(GBA)

-Apple-Chucker made with a soup can,ice cream scoops,and hand-cranking technology

-Water Pump made with bellows,a gasket,an empty jam jar,and a shower head

-Parasol Glider made with yarn,parasol,and a weathervane

(PC)

-Smasher made with a fork,a jack-in-the-box,and a boot

-Lobber made with bicycle parts,an ice cream scoop,and a toy sailboat(flings rotten eggs,super sticky and sweet bubblegum,onions,and water balloons)

-Bug Sprayer made with a bicycle pump,sickly perfume,and a gramophone cone(sprays strong perfume,horseradish,onions,pillow feathers,bees,and lime juice)

-Lockpick made with a pencil sharpener,wire hangers,and a record

-Lever Yanker made with a gavel,a bell pull rope,a clock spring,and a scale

-Reptile Retriever made with a large hoop,burlap,a long pole+handle,and a basket

-Stilts made with snowshoes,a rope,and two oars

-Grappling hook made with a parasol frame,shower curtain rings,and a spiral carpet

(Console)

-Brilliant Bopper made with a spring,a broom,an empty coffee can,and a boxing glove

-Fruit Flinger made with a funnel,a pool floatie,an electric fan*

*can be turned into a Reptile Retriever with the addition of a lawnmower bag,a screwdriver,and a garden hose

-Baby Booster made with a fire extinguisher,a bookstrap,and a pull cord

-A Goldberg device made with a bowling ball,firewood,rope,and some assistance

-Steady Stilts made with tripod legs,a piano wire,one’s own shoes,and snowshoe straps

-Levitating Loafers made with one’s shoes(ones with laces work the best),propellers,and batteries

-Lucky Lockpick made with a spool,a paintbrush,and a pair of tweezers

-Peppermint Popper made with a fishing pole,an eggbeater,and a ladle

-Horrifying Hook made with a bicycle pump,spring coil,and a gardening hook

Netflix TV

-Grandfather clock toaster

-A stone-fetching device in a box

-Grappling hook made with curtains,a pasta maker,whisks,gears,a power tool activator with a button,and a metal garden hook piece

-Gum to fix an electrical current

-Parachute made with an enormous basket,VERY long rubberbands,and Spain’s largest handkerchief

-Pickaxe machine

-Battering ram made with a noose,a wooden bench,and a hard bread loaf

-Repairs the roller coaster with a tagliatelle grande

Fanfics

-Fixed an ancestral cuckoo clock and replaced the broken pendulum with a metal rod and a gemstone in place of a weight

-Makeshift bell alarm using a metal bucket,a cord,a rope,and a wooden spoon

-Wooden shadow makers

-A rock retriever made with a milkcrate,a perambulator wheel,and typewriter remains

-Stops a conveyor belt with broken plate bits and a thrown metal pipe

-A projectile propeller made from a broken typewriter,an empty crate of water wings,and a wagon wheel

Concepts

-A Kitchen Winch made of a collander,a candle chandelier,with the hearth tucked between the legs to center the user’s weight,and sometimes a small clock and an apron for additional back support,and additional wringer and collander for pasta

-A suitcase invention with a spring-loaded tripod on the bottom,a scissoring device activated to open it,inside being grandfather clock mechanism,sewing kit parts like spools and thread,tape measure,sewing machine parts,wheels,a belt drive,a jack-in-the-box spring,a fishing reel,and a crank key

My OC inventions

-An odd reparation to the ice cream cart cooler

-A new kind of baby mobile

-A mobile flytrap

-A small bear trap made with broken silverware,broken glass cup pieces,and leftover metal rods tied up with a very long string

-A hooked rope out of a twisted-off hook-shape umbrella handle,a twistable bendy wire,and an old rope

-A kind of preservation system consisting of mechanics such as:a juice pump made with plastic tubing,accordion bellows,and rods…a pulley system for whole wheat flour retrieval…a solar powering system…and a boxing factory system for batteries made of gears,blanket cloth,and gardening tools

-A liquid dispenser device made of syringes,an empty frosting can,hot glue,grandfather clock mechanism,a Chinese lantern cover,a horseshoe magnet with two discs attached as the handle,and plastic tubing

-A new kind of humidifier

-A multi-horned airhorn made with multiple plastic funnels,empty cans of hairspray,and an oxygen tank

-A hair-cutting made of a doorknob,cookie cutters bitten with assistance,mattress springs,hair scissors,rubberbands,egg beater blades,violin bows,and grandfather clock mechanism

-An outdoor baking stove made with parts of a refrigerator,parts of a stove,and lit fires

-A one-man band set made from:Snare drum rigs made from jewelry hooks/bands,ribbons,and old silk bands,bike horns hot-glued onto turned-over glass sundae bowls on the shoulders,a hi-hat rig made with old arcade game mechanism,a toy robot arm,the strap part of a seatbelt,and an orthopedic shoe,a harp rack for the harmonica made from bare pipe cleaners and a broken music player,a xylophone-player of metal wire and small mallets,and a bass drum rig made with bent wire

-Baby carriages made with large greenhouse boxes,light-colored parasols and umbrellas,metal bars,altered magnetic spin wheels,small bicycle wheels,and quite a bit of welding

I hate those dynamics. Why can’t they be more like lovers?

I love the range of sibling dynamics that take place.

It goes from “i hate you, you suck, don’t touch me don’t even breath the same air as me” to “hey” “hey” to “we were forged in the fires together, two halves of the same whole that cannot be complete without the other, you are my family in a way that no one else will ever be” to “look it’s you *shows a picture of a moose*”

And it’s all from the same two people, like

Siblings are wild dude.

I love it

Girls don’t want boyfriends,girls want A boyfriend. I don’t want boyfriends,I want MY boyfriend.

girls don’t want boyfriends, they want to live in a beautiful château and dance around in gowns

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